One of the newer characters of "Degrassi: The Next Generation". Elijah (Eli) Goldsworthy, portrayed by Munro Chambers, often wears alot of black clothing, guyliner, and scribbles his nails with black pen in class. Opinionated, voluntarily "different", and always at the ready with a well-crafted snarky comment, Eli is the kind of outsider who can't escape bullies' attention for long. But, if he truly cared what bullies thought, he wouldn't drive a vintage hearse to school every day.
12 year old Degrassi die-hard #1: "Ohmigosh!! Eli Goldsworthy is sooooo hawt!! Don't you think?!"
12 year old Degrassi die-hard #2: "Totally, I wanna butcher Clare that ho-bag!!!"
12 year old Degrassi die-hard #2: "Totally, I wanna butcher Clare that ho-bag!!!"
by yyyyyyyouknow July 30, 2010
When you accidentally have anal sex with the president after sleepwalking into their bedroom and mistaking the president for your anime girl cum pillow.
by everyonesgay April 17, 2020
Example of pulling an Eli
Guy#1 Where did Bob go??
Guy#2 Bob ditches us to go talk to girls
Guy#3 he is pulling an eli
Guy#1 Where did Bob go??
Guy#2 Bob ditches us to go talk to girls
Guy#3 he is pulling an eli
by NotAmmon November 9, 2018
Pulling an "Eli Fogelman" is the act of pushing a dildo so far up your ass, that it comes out your mouth.
by miss V edwards February 19, 2019
Eli Reed is known to be a person that likes little children, or is a pedophile, or likes lolis, a person who wants to have sexual interactions with small children.
Brad: Hey Bro did you here Eli Reed went to prison for touching that little girl
Nate: Ya man he's just like jared
Nate: Ya man he's just like jared
by Chad Kindel July 25, 2018
by NotAmmon November 9, 2018
"As Anthony sat there quitely with both cheeks of his firm, little buttocks clench as tightly as could be, he could not hold this eli roth any longer and soiled himself with great embarrassment"
Thomas Hardy - 'Desperate Remedies' 1871.
Thomas Hardy - 'Desperate Remedies' 1871.
by Tel Mibson December 29, 2011