Naked man standing up, props a male midget on his shoulders with both of the midget’s legs hanging on one side of standing mans neck. Standing man then has girl straddle him and he holds her up. He penetrates her arse and at the same time she starts to suck off the midget. Once the midget cums in the girls mouth she spits the cum over the mans face and the midget shits down the mans back, at the same time.
by Dirty Long River June 27, 2012
Get the Human Elevatormug. "Elevant" is a cutting-edge term that seamlessly blends "elevated" and "relevant," embodying a state of being both youthful and in tune with the dynamic pulse of the world. It encapsulates the essence of staying current, vibrant, and socially connected, making it the epitome of coolness in the ever-evolving landscape of contemporary existence.
by Andrey Ber January 12, 2024
Get the Elevantmug. When a man sticks his forearm in between another man's legs and lifts against the gouche( and generally the balls too) until he lifts the man.
Man 1 " I got Eric so good with a gouche elevator the other day"
Man 2 " What did he say?"
Man 1 " OWWW MY BALLS!!"
Man 2 " What did he say?"
Man 1 " OWWW MY BALLS!!"
by Macaroni 88 November 15, 2011
Get the Gouche elevatormug. Aria was walking back home. She looked down, but her head sprung up like something would happen in the elevator. But she was convinced. . Aria moved to the front of Brandon and looked in her pocket to gift him with more items. "Aria... you don't have too..." he mumbled as she saw Aria pull out a hundred dollar bill. "I have too... you are so important to me Bran-". Brandon leaned closer to Aria's face. "Heh...maybe I can pay you back with not money...but something physical." Aria's eyes widened. "Like..what?" Brandon blushed and sighed. "... I like you Aria..." He leaned in closer to Aria's mouth. "Brandon! I-i don't like you..." Brandon sighed. "I LOVE YOU BRANDON!" The elevator door dinged open. they rushed into Aria's bedroom. "Wanna kiss? Brandon?" Brandon leaned into a kiss. The suddenly stopped... looked at eachother with no words.... Brandon said.. " Hey..Can i pay you in sex??" He smooched Aria, and she smooched back. soon they were pulling of shirts and pants. Soon it was just a big suck fest. She was sucking him everywhere, from this side to another. Rubbing dicks and moans and moans.. "Haah~" "Don't stop....mhmhaah..~" sucking and licking each other till Aria's cum spray. "Hahhh~" "get in my vagina brandon..." "Aria. you aren't rubbing my dick as- haaah~ mhmaaa~ ahhaha~ yea..." There room was full of cum. "Mhmmmmm~ haah! chu~" haaahhhhh.....
by Naah~ sexstorys October 25, 2020
Get the Elevatormug. When you track the speed of an elevator using the BENO Elevator Speed® app on your Rinky Dinky Android. It is done by holding the phone up against the wall with the app zoomed in on the SPEED (preferably in meters per second) and DISTANCE. Stand near the panel so u can push buttons quickly upon arriving at your floor. When you feel a push, numbers will go up, when you feel deceleration numbers will go down.
by Rill GiktokExcelticus June 1, 2019
Get the Elevator Speedtrackingmug. A person who's degree of lunacy requires a special elevator key to access the asylum floor that they reside on.
The Joker's madness is so intense that he is considered an elevator key crazy due to the special asylum floor that is required to contain him.
by Dreudian February 8, 2023
Get the elevator key crazymug.