Dylan

No on likes a Dylan.... they dumb bitches....

Dylan is a dumb bitch.

by Father Scott April 10, 2019

Dylaned

Accidentally putting your finger in someone's ass

Oh i just dylaned this girl, oops

by Loui Tron March 19, 2022

Dylan

Pretty much the worst person in existence. He is constantly screwing things up with his clumsy self and stupidity.

Person 1: Who do you have to do your math project with?

Person 2: Dylan

Person 3: OMG! He is going to ruin your grade and try to hit on you the whole time

by zane the person January 2, 2018

Dylan

A retarded loser who can be friendy but still is a retarded crack head who eats shit and has a chode.

Jim:Your a dylan
Dave:Thats harsh and incorrect bitch i dont have a chode

by sexttoys103 June 18, 2011

Dylan

I guy that likes to hump dogs. He especially likes golden retrivers.

guy 1: "dude dylan just gave my dog a hj"
guy 2: "thats dylan."

by leslie backhinding October 31, 2011

Dylan

A pussy whipped individual who does not exercise, bathe, or have control over his bowel movements.

Dylan could you PLEASE wash the dishes?!

by anto1511 October 7, 2010

Dylan

A fucking sex-crazed nympho that needs to leave my best friend alone before I kick his ass.

Dylan tried to get with her again last night. FUCK YOU!

by dylanjayisafag! October 17, 2008