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Best dress-up sweatpants

The best pair of sweatpants that someone owns who habitually finds wearing sweatpants in public other than to the gym to any and all occasions (i.e. weddings, dates, the bar, etc.) acceptable.
I am going to wear my best dress-up sweatpants to Olive Garden for our first date.
by Leftie Luci September 15, 2009
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Turtle Dress

A dress that is so short, you can almost see the woman's vagina aka snapper.
"Dude, did you see that chick in the turtle dress standing at the bar"?

"What's a turtle dress"?

"An inch shorter and we would be able to see her snapper"!
by nitkilla September 27, 2012
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Does the Pope shit in the woods?

This is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of "yes." Taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"

By the way, I'm Catholic.
Do I want an Abita Turbo Dog? Does the Pope shit in the woods?
by eViL pOp TaRt April 7, 2006
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Where does he get off?

To ask what is somebody thinking or does he think he is better than everybody else?
Jen: Matt was talking shit about your girlfreind
Dan: Oh serious? Where does he get off?
by Varcoe January 13, 2009
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beef jerky in a dress

a woman of a certain age who, while once attractive for her tanned complexion and lean figure, is now creepily thin and leathery
pool boy 1: hey, did you just finish servicing that beef jerky in a dress in cabana 7?

pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours
by i am not wearing pants July 15, 2009
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dress code conformist

One who enters a retail estblishment that has a sign posted,"Shirt and Shoes Required", wearing only shoes and a shirt......no pants or underwear. AKA freeball shopping.
I went into Gas 'n Guzzle as a dress code conformist and they still had me arrested.
by wolfbait51 November 13, 2011
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Dresser Dragon

To take a dump into an unsuspecting persons clothes dresser drawer.
My aunt Georgia got attacked by the Dresser Dragon.
by Gat Mansir September 20, 2011
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