Norman Door

A door that tells you the opposite of what you're supposed to do, or requires a sign to tell you what to do. These doors are very frustrating and can be mistaken many times.

God Dammit Jim! I keep pulling this push door!
Ah yes, that's a Norman door, a real pain in the ass.

by xX_herobrineslayer95_Xx July 16, 2016

door cherry

The first person to leave the office at the end of the day

The new guy waited until someone took the door cherry before leaving for the day

by Che3zy January 17, 2017

Glass Doored

(V) To let one silently rip, while an unsuspecting candidate walks right into the invisble wall of stench, thus producing a reaction as if he/she walked into a glass door.

Wayne ran ahead and Glass Doored us. The stench was God-Aweful and smacked me in the face. I may have lost vision in my right eye.

by Luster Duster December 15, 2010

Pork doors

The entrance to a girls vagina. Alternative name for gammon flaps.

We got into bed and I smashed open her pork doors with my meat sword.

by The ballbasaur mason May 6, 2018

poster-door

You put a poster on the door and lick it in a sexual way.

I poster-doored that poster I got yesterday.

by sneakers March 31, 2014

Suicide Doors

The act of rolling your shorts into a thong and placing your nuts out of the right side and the ween out of the left side to portray the appearance of a Lamborghini with suicide doors.

Bro, stunt on them; and hit 'em with the suicide doors!

by Petty Officer Kyle November 2, 2020

Door Pants

A pair of pants left at your front door in the event a delivery person, etc. shows up at your house and you're walking around your home naked.

While I was home from work today relaxing in my birthday suit. I got a knock at the door. I'm so glad I keep a pair of door pants by the front door or I would have missed my monthly wine delivery!

by Jlcb December 21, 2018