Johnny: You know candice?
Bill: Who’s candice?
Johnny: Candice deez nuts fit in your mouth
Bill: Shut the fuck up your not funny
Bill: Who’s candice?
Johnny: Candice deez nuts fit in your mouth
Bill: Shut the fuck up your not funny
by fuckuou November 14, 2022

Deez nuts is a word originated by a black man in a joking manner amongst the early 21st century.
In the 2018 election, the top 3rd candidate went by the name
“deez nuts”. It’s used now a days as a throwback ironic piece of short comedy referring to ones nutsack. As well as that, it’s often accompanied by the sub punchline “ha gottem”
In the 2018 election, the top 3rd candidate went by the name
“deez nuts”. It’s used now a days as a throwback ironic piece of short comedy referring to ones nutsack. As well as that, it’s often accompanied by the sub punchline “ha gottem”
by TTV/ Frosty_meese September 14, 2021

by Mr.FreshAsian911 November 23, 2021

by anonymous August 7, 2022

A word often used by squirrels identifying another squirrel named Dee
Squirrel 1: Man i'm starving
Squirrel 2: Hey! How about lets gobble up Dee's nuts!
Squirrel 1: Aww yeah! I'm sure he won't mind right m8?
Ligma(also a squirrel): ....
Squirrel 1: Man i'm starving
Squirrel 2: Hey! How about lets gobble up Dee's nuts!
Squirrel 1: Aww yeah! I'm sure he won't mind right m8?
Ligma(also a squirrel): ....
by Nothing out of the ordinary July 24, 2023

by Hadsmoore06 September 10, 2023

a joke that is absolutely pointless and you will hear at least once or twice in your day teenage boys say it 24/7
by Man shut the fuc up September 2, 2021
