candice deez nuts

Johnny: You know candice?
Bill: Who’s candice?
Johnny: Candice deez nuts fit in your mouth
Bill: Shut the fuck up your not funny
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Deez nuts

Deez nuts is a word originated by a black man in a joking manner amongst the early 21st century.

In the 2018 election, the top 3rd candidate went by the name

“deez nuts”. It’s used now a days as a throwback ironic piece of short comedy referring to ones nutsack. As well as that, it’s often accompanied by the sub punchline “ha gottem”
Guy 1: what’s you name?
Guy 2: deez nuts, ha gottem.
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Deez nuts

A word to roast someone sexually or jokingly.
Guy: are you 100% Vietnamese?

Guy 2:im 1% Vietnamese and 99% deez nuts in yo mother
by Mr.FreshAsian911 November 23, 2021
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deez nuts

Someone: Dude, have you met deez?
Another person: No, who's that?
Someone: DEEZ NUTS!
by anonymous August 7, 2022
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Deez Nuts

A word often used by squirrels identifying another squirrel named Dee

Squirrel 1: Man i'm starving

Squirrel 2: Hey! How about lets gobble up Dee's nuts!

Squirrel 1: Aww yeah! I'm sure he won't mind right m8?

Ligma(also a squirrel): ....
You know the biggest peanuts and delicious in the town? Deez Nuts!
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Deez nuts

A common joke used amongst the gen-z community
Hey bro have u met the new kid dee?”

“Dee?”

“Deez nuts!”
by Hadsmoore06 September 10, 2023
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Deez nuts

a joke that is absolutely pointless and you will hear at least once or twice in your day teenage boys say it 24/7
Do you know bust? Bust Deez nuts.
Pointless ik
by Man shut the fuc up September 2, 2021
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