The name David describes a huge failure. Very hairy and sweaty female that prefers goats over humans. He sits when he pees and wipes from back to front. Enjoys long walks on men only nude beaches while listening to the Backstreet Boys. Refers to his female friends as homies and his male friends as babe. Most people that know David refer to him as a slapdick or Fuck boy. If you ever see a David in his natural habitat, you should stay far away.
Hey John, I woke up this morning and my ass was in pain. This is how David must feel all the time.
Did you see that hairy guy wearing a thong,holding Steve’s hand, while listening to Backstreet Boys. That’s such a David thing to do!
Did you see that hairy guy wearing a thong,holding Steve’s hand, while listening to Backstreet Boys. That’s such a David thing to do!
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Get the David mug.Tall. Lanky. Brown eyes that will penetrate right through you. Pale hands with long fingers that will please you. Intelligent, witty, adorable, loving. A liar. A manipulator. A foe, he is no friend, no real lover. He'll be there for you when you least expect it, and leave when you need him the most. Sweep you off your feet and then throw you off a cliff.
He's David.
by BitterBitter November 28, 2010
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At spring break a bunch of people decided to go streaking and in the process i saw a David. People with David's should simply not be nude in public.. EVER.
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