Dale

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a dale

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 17, 2025

Dale

A dale is a most of the time a handsome guy. He breaks girls’ hearts but was amazing when he spent time with them. A dale has a huge dick (like omg) AKA DALE SCICLUNA HEQHIMHIM

I think jasmine a found a dale guy (dick)

by Jasminealla July 8, 2018

Hot Dale

When you pass out doing a ballon of nitrous and everyone at the party tries to wake you up by slapping you in the face with their dicks

“I woke up with mushroom bruises all over my face. I think I got hot dale’d”

by Hot Dale September 16, 2022

dale

MYMANMYMANMYMAN OMGGGG HES SO FINE AND KIND I LITERALLY TEARED UP WHEN I SAW HIM OMG HES SO AHAHAJBRNFJSO HES LITERALLY MAJESTIC, BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS I CANT EVEN EXPLAINNBB AND THE PINK HAIR?? OMG LITERALLY IM SUCH A FANGIRL FOR HIM IDC IF HES OLDER THAN ME.

person 1: is that dale?
person 2: im screaming

by needingmulletgyu February 3, 2024

Dale

Everyone wants to take a Dale home to meet their mother. Charming, handsome, intelligent, polite.

However, they will charm your pants off and before you know it you’re begging them to fuck you hard up the ass.

When he’s done he will smile at you and you will thank him for the attention.

My mother and my ass love Dale

by Stretched asshole March 5, 2024

Mr Dales

A gym teacher, has a lot of cake, has really athletic sons, and expects a lot, monitors lunch and did I mention has cake

Someone: looks it’s me dales

Mr. Dales: *turns around*
Friend: I didn’t know it was my birthday mr dales giving me all that cake

by Mrs puff October 13, 2019

Daled

Online Underground Sydney, Australia 🇦🇺 Term for getting “Friendzoned!”

“What do you mean you’re hanging out with him? He hung out with me too last week and we’ve all been chatting in group chats as friends because he’s only looking for friendship and nobody has got with him online, yet many women East to West claim to have been with him!” - “Bitch, none of us are with him, we’re just his mates, we got Daled!”

by Jackwabbit February 20, 2021