Dale

That one guy who makes you cry for 9 consecutive hours but it’s fine only because you kinda think he’s the best thing to ever exist

Girl:”get tf over him he doesn’t care”
Girl2:”but dale is perfect”

by Your homie dessa ;) June 2, 2020

Dale

Dale is a short boy, with a small penis. He is typically a simp and doesn’t hit puberty till halfway through collage. However dale is the nicest kid you can meet and will do whatever he could to help his friend.

“Look dale is simping for Veronica “
“I swear he does this everyday”

by Wavesarered June 5, 2020

Dale

Dale is an ugly person with a big head. He is a jock but also really smart. He doesn't like to be wrong and loves some booty. He likes girls (btw) and doesn't like guys. Dale is a very good person to have a conversation with and being with him is the best thing ever.

Dale is a hottie!
Dale likes Jakin!
Dale likes to be right!

by bobby ewell :) July 10, 2020

Dale Damo

Rich ass motherfucker who can afford a 2007-2008 Honda CBR600RR

Dale: sell me your 04 cbr
Friend: nah, you dale damo, you can afford the newer one

by Do not use real name July 6, 2022

dale mulvogue

ginormous (not in the fat way) sexy lad who should add Obedient Femboy

Dale Mulvogue is a very sexy lad

by Obedient femboy August 15, 2022

Dale Shine

To fuck someone, sexually.

The shine comes from fucking someone so good that the oral/vaginal juices leave the genitalia shining. The “shine” reference is a remembrance of shoe shines. That’s how shiny the results will be since they want them so badly.

Dale shine = you should fuck him/her.

Quiero darle un shine = I want to fuck him/her.

by Congo River Basin Sadist August 19, 2022

Dale

White knight. A man amongst men. The guy you can tell anything to, like, I prefer paper over digital reading.

Dale gets it done. If you need a lawyer or doctor or dad or knight. Dale’s the guy. Grocer, chief, leader, full of knowledge, and a wise guy without being a creeper.

Dude, I was so freaked out after that creeper freaked me out, I called Dale. He drove right over and fixed everything. He even showed up to court on time.

by Princess queen and all that August 29, 2022