When you shit, but you don't wipe good enough (nasty hoe). So the shit gets all tangled up with your pubes. After it dries, it becomes this matted massof pubes and shit on your ass, known as a dingleberry.
Steve spent 20 minutes trying to get rid of that dingleberry hanging from his left asscheek. He should've wiped his ass properly.
by The mushroom with chlamydia March 18, 2024

Dingleberry Syndrome is when your ass pubes get so infested with shit that the shit actually twists your ass hair to dreadlocks.
Billy: Hey man, I’m not feeling so good, I think I ought to use the bathroom.
Joel: Alright go for it man, just make sure you don’t get Dingleberry Syndrome.
Billy: What is that?!
Joel: Well, it’s when your gnarly ass pubes get covered in shit and you get dreadlocks from it.
Joel: Alright go for it man, just make sure you don’t get Dingleberry Syndrome.
Billy: What is that?!
Joel: Well, it’s when your gnarly ass pubes get covered in shit and you get dreadlocks from it.
by MrFogIsDaddy October 15, 2020

by Schrödinger’s Dingleberry June 25, 2023

When you don't wipe after taking a shit for a whole month, and then after anal with your partner, you take the chunks of poo left in your ass hair and feed it to him or her.
by MyPenIsHugeAndHard December 1, 2011

by Catinthehatatetherabbit August 13, 2025

by Rigbyrobot October 22, 2020
