Edward Cullen

A pasty dude who stalked a girl for the whole first movie, then scarred her for life by telling her that he’s a vampire and that he watches her sleep.

Hey that one dude from Washington state looks a bit like Edward Cullen with his pasty skin

Edward Cullen by TurntechGodhead413 November 10, 2020

Edward Cullen

The most sexy man in the world

Edward Cullen is so SEXYY

Edward Cullen by anonymous December 25, 2020

a cullen 

An unfunny joke

Person 1: “why did the chicken cross the road?”
Person 2:”I don’t know, why did the chicken cross the road?”
Person 1: “because it wanted to go to kfc”

Person 2:”that was a cullen”

a cullen by anonymous January 8, 2021

Edward Cullen

He sparkles.Thinks sleeping is fascinating.Is a vampire

Edward Cullen is creepy

Edward Cullen by Potterhead020 April 28, 2021

Edward Cullen

The act of eating someone out on their period while in a vampire costume, storing the blood in your mouth, and then letting it leak out of your mouth like a vampire. Traditionally done as a fun festive activity on Halloween.

“Dude, that costume party your girl threw was epic!”
“Yeah, I gave her an Edward Cullen after the fact”

Edward Cullen by sex haver June 19, 2021

Edward Cullen

An Edward Cullen is a super hot, kind, Loving, Badass guy.

Hey that guy over there is SUPER hot!
Yeah he’s a total Edward Cullen!!

Edward Cullen by Amethyst C**** August 15, 2021

Edward Cullen visits Niagara Falls 

a sex position in which Person A eats out Person B’s ass in missionary, while Person A is on their period

She got her period last night but it’s cool, I just did the Edward Cullen visits Niagara Falls

Edward Cullen visits Niagara Falls by foodie420 March 9, 2022