When a colleague slaps your face with cucumber you can say it... Oh no i've end up with Cucumber on my face
by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024
Get the End up with Cucumber on my facemug. The term cucumber was used against slaves. It originated from “cool as a cucumber” The slave owners would mock slaves by calling them cucumbers. Simply because slaves were seen as low humans.
by Yaki Uzumaki June 9, 2020
Get the Cucumbermug. A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!
“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg
by TheBeanJuicer November 1, 2023
Get the cucumbers and ketchup sandwichmug. by Inara22 September 17, 2023
Get the lesbian cucumbermug. Fresh, clean, light, refreshing, etc.
An old Somerset ( UK ) slang phrase to imply some thing is very clean or fresh.
An old Somerset ( UK ) slang phrase to imply some thing is very clean or fresh.
by ScumOnTheRun February 9, 2025
Get the Cucumber freshmug. Kiddo. I was the real me when you were still in my shortpants!
Xavier 1: Hate 2 break it to ya, but I wore them first. ME bequeefed THEE, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.
Xavier 2: So YOU'RE the one who stained them!
Xavier 1: Whoever found it, browned it!
Xavier 2: You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late; You Snoze, You Loze.
Xavier 1: You sleeped. You weeped.
Xavier 2: You naple, you get slaple.
Xavier 1: You slumber, a cucumber!
Xavier 2: You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!
Xavier 2: You slumber, ham-BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK AB
Xavier 1: Hate 2 break it to ya, but I wore them first. ME bequeefed THEE, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.
Xavier 2: So YOU'RE the one who stained them!
Xavier 1: Whoever found it, browned it!
Xavier 2: You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late; You Snoze, You Loze.
Xavier 1: You sleeped. You weeped.
Xavier 2: You naple, you get slaple.
Xavier 1: You slumber, a cucumber!
Xavier 2: You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!
Xavier 2: You slumber, ham-BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK AB
by R3APT0KYO December 19, 2023
Get the You slumber, a cucumber!mug. When you're in a complicated situation where you both in love with each other, and are sexually active, but are more than friends, and less than being in a relationship.
by yedtds519 March 14, 2016
Get the Cucumbermug.