Cucumber

When someone rejects good criticism and blames it on them being bullied or having self-diagnosed depression.

“I can’t take this; I’m already being bullied...” Sherry said. “Come on, don’t pull a Cucumber.”

by Duck_Yourself123 December 19, 2020

Captain Cucumber

When one butt chugs Captain Morgan while simultaneously sticking a cucumber up their vagina.

"Yo did you catch Marianne doing a captain cucumber last night?"

"Yeah it was insane!"

by Fuckfuckcucumber October 12, 2015

Cucumber

It tastes like electricity
According to Choi Jisu more commonly known as Lia from kpop girl group Itzy

Mom: have a cucumber!
You: mom that's a zucchini
Mom: cucumber? Zucchini? Eh the same
You: but cucumbers taste more like... Electricity

by Jrevpelayy June 13, 2022

Cucumber Smuggler

Someone who likes it up the ass, Someone who loves anal (because think about it, How would you smuggle a cucumber, Up the ass)

Ur definitely a cucumber smuggler

by Word393838393 September 10, 2025

cucumber

Cucumber is a widely-cultivated creeping vine plant in the Cucurbitaceae family that bears usually cylindrical fruits, which are used as vegetables. Considered an annual plant, there are three main varieties of cucumber — slicing, pickling, and burpless/seedless — within which several cultivars have been created.

a cucumber is a good vegetable that is green

by Tika Wappa December 17, 2021

Leaky Cucumber

The remains of a man's erection after ejaculation

After shooting his flesh rifle to stepsister themed internet pornography, Carlos powered down his Jackintosh and drifted off to sleep. With his Leaky Cucumber slowly wilting inside of his pajama pants.

by MinivanMafiaMan September 26, 2020

burnt cucumber

The opposite of being a cool cucumber. It’s when you are being a weird dum dum of a person

You are acting like a burnt cucumber

by GianaDaBanana December 26, 2019