cousin cooter

Cousin cooter is a bad ass redneck that fucks bitches and rips on his dirt bike.

That redneck is such a cousin cooter

by Ride red #17 August 4, 2017

Cousinish

Your sorta cousin

My auntie has a boyfriend and his kids are considered my cousinishs

by It’s a real word ya’ll March 22, 2019

cousin-uncle

Parent's male first cousin.

My cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

coussy

portmanteau of "cousin" and "pussy"; when you keep it in the family.

"Man this family reunion is litty. Can't wait to get some coussy!"

by SuperPretzelPunch August 19, 2021

Cousband

When your cousin is also your husband.

Hey, ma. Have you seen me cousband? He was just with uncle-dad.

by LeifWarren January 17, 2023

slender cousin

A quality street golden toffee finger.

Brother: Happy Christmas, what have you got in your stocking?
Sister: Thank you, I have got a slender cousin.
Brother: Oh great, you got a toffee finger.

by Big Lash November 26, 2013

a cousin eddie

Someone that moves their fishing line over yours when you say you got a bite

My friend pulled a cousin eddie when my bobber went under

by Dakarkar April 10, 2016