Cosmic

Relating to an individual who is physically and romantically attracted to people they can never have a relationship with. (Eg- Celebrities, Fictional characters etc.)

A: Oh hey are you still hung up on that Jace guy?
B: Being cosmic ain't no joke.

by wordfinder97 August 2, 2022

Cosmic Shake

When a popular streamer throws a fit after he's lost a speedrun in the game "Cosmic Shake".

Did you hear about SHiFT? I heard he lost a run 30 minutes in and threw a Cosmic Shake!

by wingednessaria December 6, 2022

Cosmic twin

A person who was born on the same day of the year as you. A true cosmic twin was born on the same day and same year as you (aka a Sense8), but colloquially any year is permissible.

Of the past 5 dates I’ve been on, two of them have been cosmic twins. I guess that means astrology is wrong, since opposites attract.

by Marty Farty December 29, 2022

cosmicduke

Cosmicduke is a name and a unique one at that. As a name, it has no inherent qualities or characteristics, but it can evoke certain associations or impressions, as I mentioned in my previous message.

CosmicDuke

by cosmicduke January 17, 2023

Cosmic Blasted

When you are turbo gonked on quality gas

Person 1: Yo steve!
Person 5: steve can’t answer you, he’s cosmic blasted
Steve:

by dinkystinker January 28, 2023

Cosmic miscalculite

An intelligent person who is capable of doing math but, for reasons of entropy/fate/providence/bad luck, gets the answers wrong anyway, even to the extent that even math teachers are stumped as to why.

"I checked my answer 20 times. 20 TIMES! And the teacher checked it five times! I showed my work twice over. Neither of us knows how I got question 4 so wrong."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."

by gorpoglorp January 28, 2023

Cosmic Crush

The act of being killed or incapacitated due to the intense gamma radiation emitted from Cosmic Fear Mode Garou.

Although he was a powerful Saiyan, Goku couldn't endured being Cosmic Crushed by Garou.

by Quanftw March 29, 2023