don't cross the streams

What you tell two people peeing at urinals next to each other to save them from untimely death, in reference to crossing the streams in Ghostbusters.

Woh! Watch out! Don't cross the streams!

by zipwolf June 28, 2006

colossal shit

a shit so enormous that most men don't live to tell the tale, although the ones that do usually lose most of their internal organs

I remember the day I took a colossal shit. my liver and lower intestine came out of me and so did 2 quarts of blood. they had to surgically remove my anus to let the shit come out. I am lucky to be alive today

by Slappdat August 17, 2016

don cross

Don Cross is an internationally used term for a little 2 foot crazy awesome african american who is loved by everyone for his little antics that make him famous. The term also refers to a use of words that does not make sense or an incomplete thought that Don often makes. Don can also be used as a replacement for the word "janitor" and/or "god". The term Don became equivalent to the word "god" in some countries because a legend named Don Cross successfully placed a dead pheasant in someone's locker without getting caught. Following this feat, Don was often bowed to by many. Don is now missed by many and is just as funny as he always was...but DON! STOP SMOKING POT!!!

Hey Randy, that was soooooo Don Cross.

by Fuckmeintheass November 12, 2008

in the cross-hairs

aimed at with a weapon

He was in the cross-hairs but was not afraid to fight back.

by The Return of Light Joker October 8, 2009

cross country geek

1. Derogatory term used to describe cross country runners. Most people called this are actually surprisingly popular at school.

2. Someone who lives for no other reason than to be on the xc team.

3. A phrase that is considered rude to say unless you self-identify as one.

4. Also see: trackie

That cross country geek runs 8 miles a day.

by ~~~ September 3, 2008

cross country

the most awesome sport ever! it gives people an adrenaline rush and a runner's high. its the best feeling after one finishes a race or runs a 7 mile workout. the feeling of accomplishment. you can eat whatever you want and not gain weight either. it makes people look great and feel great. want a tight stomach? this is the right sport for you. stupid tennis players can shut their traps about it. they don't know what us cross country runners have to endure. no one knows how much endurance and talent it takes to run the distance we run. its the best sport and no sport beats it.

Cross Country rocks!

by XcGiRL4eVa January 14, 2008

cross-up

1) the act of crossing the basketball from one hand to other while dribbling. a technique designed to confuse one's opponent
2) to outwit someone through skills

1) The player crossed up his opponent and then used his body as a ladder to dunk the ball in the basket.
2) she was an inferior trader but through her tenacity Susan was able to cross-up the competition and get the trade done

by livefromNY January 13, 2009