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cooter brains 

1.brains that look like a cooter
2. drunker thanb cooter brains = wasted
3. vaginal brain
he was drunker than cooter brains.
cooter brains by ghostrider 2 July 10, 2007

Cooter tooter 

When you’re hitting it from behind and her vagina queefs
When Kanye was making love to Ariana grande from behind, she had a cooter tooter.
Cooter tooter by Gben42 October 2, 2017

Cooter-dodger 

Someone who actively avoids vaginas or intimate interactions with women.
"Jake Roberts is such a cooter-dodger"
Cooter-dodger by Steven segall December 11, 2009

cooter brush

an electric tooth brush used for erotic pleasure.
cooter brush by tori and cortney January 17, 2009

cooter train 

When two or more women partake in locomotive role play; one or more as the "station" and the other as the "conductor." The conductor, in proper cap and attire, sits upon a remote control train headed towards the "station," with a partially insterted, two headed dildo as the train's cattle guard. Accordingly, the women acting as the "station," or "stations" lie spread eagle at the end of the tracks. All the while the conductor must shout warnings that the "cooter train" is coming into "coochie station!"
Hey girls, I got that new promotion. How 'bout we celebrate with a few rounds of cooter train tonight! I get the conductor's cap this time!!!
cooter train by ebony sheboy August 19, 2010

cooter shooter 

when you punch a girl in her vagina
alex asked cassie whats worse than an aK47? a cooter shooter! (then he punchs her in the vagina)