connecticut dry rub

When a guy wraps his penis in sand paper and puts it in a girls anus and has intercorse.

Wow Billy gave that girl a Connecticut dry rub last night and now she is in a wheelchair

by SketchMcTrip August 19, 2010

Contact whore

Someone who accepts or makes friend requests on a multitude of social networking sites in excessive amounts, even with people they don't know. Contact whores usually compete with each other for supremacy.

Omg, this weirdo that I have never met in my life invited me on Facebook. He has 700 friends, total contact whore.

by Apollo121 September 3, 2011

contentenacle

a content jellyfish

A jellyfish just swam through a twelve year old girl's legs, in doing this it stung both of her legs; it was contentenacle

by Ginny Contentenacle January 7, 2013

Mexican Staring Contest

When someone standing around creepily stares down a passing girls ass in admiration

Hannah don't look but i think those guys are having a mexican staring contest with you

by goatsicle August 23, 2012

denial of context

when a thread in an online discussion becomes so dense that no one can figure out the context of any post in it.

A: what was the context, again?
B: i thought you knew.
A: Oh. A denial of context has occurred.

by unexistential September 3, 2016

eurovision song contest

Song competition between European countries and Australia (WTF?!).
Was meant to bring Europe closer together and is now the main reason why we hate each other.
Best European invention ever.

Europe lets Australia participate at the Eurovision Song Contest, but not America. Why? Well, because we hate you, America.

by WeresorryAmerica April 20, 2017

connection

A drug hook-up. Unlike your average dealer, a connection is usually someone you're in good with who will "hook you up", or give you the narcotics you want at a lower price than the average street value. A must have for any druggie.

Yeah, I got a connection who could get that 10 bucks cheaper.

by TFS August 18, 2005