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Pierce College

The only college campus on the west coast suffering from an emergency lack of indie kids.
Washington State students: Oh, how we love listening to bands you've never heard of! Let's go to the opening of Where the Wild Things Are!

Pierce College student: Wearing my pants below my butt is even cooler now than it was when I was a sophomore in high school! Imma keep listening to my homegirl, Beyonce, while I check my MySpace comments.
by kaylumpia November 29, 2009
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college

(adj) Something that is considered a waste of expenses and the number 1 cause of stress in today's teens (not to mention the paying parents).
I didn't want to buy those SAT study guide books because I thought they were so college.
by silver2500 December 15, 2010
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colleenism

Any of the wonderful sayings remembered and repeated by Colleen and friends of Colleen.
Colleenism "I'm gonna punch your face off"
by DFZ123 October 14, 2012
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Swag Collector

A person that has devoted their life to accumulating large amounts of swag. They do this in hopes that people will like having them around if they have swag, but little do they know that this hobby actually makes them less enjoyable to be around than if they had not collected any swag in the first place. Swag is said to have originally stood for "Secretly We Are Gay", and this would explain why Swag Collectors walk funny(Due to the ass fucking they just received). Swag Collectors can usually be seen wearing sideways hats(with the bill perfectly strait and the sticker still on it), and flashy clothing. The flashy clothing is thought to be a way of attracting mates, much in the way a peacock has bright feathers, with the exception that Swag Collectors are attempting to attract same-sex mates.
Thrillz Millz: "Hey, I'm a Swag Collector"

Perez Hilton: "Yay! Wanna fuck?!"

Thrillz Millz: "Yup!"
by non-SwagCollector December 17, 2012
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fart college

A university that teaches useless information and lies - such as the lie that there is no intelligence and no power reflected in the design of the universe, the lie that science has an alternative explanation to creationism to explain how the universe and everything in it came to exist from nothing, and the associated useless philosophy of insanity and pure ignorance - that God and moral truth do not even exist, but the fundamental axiom by which we are to live is not God's truth, but "unqualified equality".
The reason why Harvard University professors teach that we are to look to animals for moral guidance, is because it is really just a very expensive Fart College.
by Flatiron Scheisskopf June 1, 2017
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North Georgia College and State University

North Georgia College and State University decides to wake everyone up at 0645 and have an entire battalion Health and Wellness Inspection to catch cadets with random "illegal" objects.
Little Tommy Palmer was nervous when all MLC staff, of North Georgia College and State University, was in his residence halls inspecting his room. Little Tommy Palmer knew he was wrong by hiding his 5 cent lighter under his dustcover.
by FASU_13 October 21, 2010
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college

a highly successful money-making scheme used to squeeze every last penny and brain cell out of innocent highschool grads without any benefit to them.
by dirtbikechick January 16, 2009
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