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Multitasking FAIL : When you try to post something weird on Twitter, golf and grab em' by the pussy at the same time.
"There are millions and millions and millions - you see tremendous, yuge amounts of them. There're all GREAT and arise from my own reality every day. I call them divine Covfefes." - Donald J. Trump
by M.u.s.h February 22, 2018
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Covfefe

1. The code word for programming that is used by elite (usually independent) game developers.
2. See Minecraft.
3. One of the cute words Donald Trump and Brett Kavanaugh mumble in their sleep.
1. Alright, got my Starbucks, and now I'll do some graphic design...and some covfefe.
2. No, Inspector Gadget and Matei! It's not Mineycrafta, Minecraft, or Minecrap! It's Covfefe!
3. Donald: Zzzzzzz-ah...covfefe..zzzzzzzzz...
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth November 17, 2018
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Covfefe: Coverage of information mainly by mainstream media fake news.
To improve its ratings, CNN hasdecided to covfefe.

The covfefing of MSM has increased the public's desire to search for alternative media.
by Cana25 July 12, 2017
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Etymology:

The word originated in a tweet from President Donald Trump: "Despite the constant negative press covfefe" - Donald Trump, 31 May 2017.

The word has not acquired a solid definition yet, but we can define it now that this unfortunate spelling error has aged. Judging from the similarly jovial responses to the covfefe question in both liberal and conservative media, we can say that a covfefe is any action that Donald Trump takes which is mutually agreeable. To this authors knowledge, no subsequent covfefes have occurred since the inceptive covfefe.
Trump should focus on covfefe rather than nonsense.

Trump resigns? That's covfefe.

The Germans have also adopted the word into their own language, using it often as a conjugated verb:
Donald Trump muss dieser Woche covfefen. (Donald Trump needs to covfefe this week.)
by WasIstDas August 21, 2017
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Used as an indicator to others that you're too drunk to finish writing a tweet.
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe." - @realDonaldTrump
by MAX_GEE May 31, 2017
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Covfefe (slang) Meaning "You can lick my balls"
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe" -Donald Trump
by TheWordDudeMan May 30, 2017
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When you fucked up democracy and are in way over your head, so you go to attack the media but fall asleep on the toilet instead.
"Despite all the negative press covfefe"
-Donald Trump
by Donald.t.rump May 30, 2017
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