Clay hortle

Nick name for tortle, loves South African women .

Favourite phrase -unnebrocke

a haiku

A mortal tortle
Clay hortle

you want to courtal?

by Fenny wap October 7, 2018

Heap O Clay

A horny little divil mad for a shkelp of pints. Usually shite at pool.

Hey that guy just lost a game of pool! Such a Heap O Clay!

by The Belmont Tomcat July 10, 2018

Clay

A hard, shapeable soil form, normally in a grey color. It is easier to mold when wet, but when baked, it receives a hard, glass-like strength. Don't let this "glass-like strength" fool you though. It's alsos got glass-like weaknesses. When hit, it shatters.

Friend 1: Why did you break my clay sculpture
Friend 2: It was an accident, I remade it for you
Friend 1: Oh ok. Thanks for being a good friend.
Friend 2: No problem, dude.

by TheFlyingDove May 29, 2023

Clay

A winy little faggot from the Netflix series "13 reasons why"

"Clay don't be a pussy"
" alright, alright"

by Lloyd Pretty Boy Carter April 9, 2017

Clay

The best boyfriend ever! He always falls asleep first on FaceTime. He’s extremely cute,smart,funny,and hot.

#clay #thebest #amazing

by Shamallamadingdomg December 8, 2019

Clay feet

Won't budge

Someone wants u to cross oceans for them do this and do that but when u need a favor or even just a friend they have clay feet. Won't budge not their for u

by Sugarrshayyy September 16, 2017

clay

clay is the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. he will be there for you no matter. he is so very generous and always so kind. if you meet a clay make sure to never take them for granted 💗💗

yo who’s that really amazing cool caring guy over there?
yo, thats clay. he’s my bestfriend and i love him fr🙏

by imgay4women January 31, 2022