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by mistermagooooo December 6, 2015

chimney dick

Chimney dick refers to a male with very little (or no) ejaculate. This can be caused by excessive masturbation or sex. Scientists disagree on whether it is hereditary or not though smokers tend to be more prone to this condition... hence the double entendre.

You neeeed to quit smoking so we can have this baby... ain't nobody gettin pregnant when all you bringin is your chimney dick sputtering smoke stacks.

by Tojo Ventures July 4, 2016

chineng

He is stupid has a big house and his dad is kin goung un

Dude chineng he be stumped

by RVsn February 13, 2018

Chiming ass bitch

A female that persistently interrupts while someone is speaking.

Stop interrupting, you chiming ass bitch

by WhitneyDiva September 1, 2018

chimney trail

Noun meaning:
1. The path on which you find your way home to that which is essential in an otherwise distraction-filled world.

2. Mindful parenting.
3. Demonstrating that you give a damn.
Synonyms: STRONG, HAPPY, FAMILY
Antonyms: Distracted parenting

To hell with the rat race, my family and I are on the Chimney Trail.

by Chimney Trail October 8, 2018

chiminelas caranchita

A Spanish phrase that is suitable for all situations, such as bad weather, good weather, stubbing your toe, and that feeling of existential dread you get every time you think about the vastness of the universe.
It was coined by Tia Carmen from the Baldo comic strips.

Chiminelas caranchita! I just spilled coffee on my crotch!

by skunklovers March 2, 2019

chimten

A programmer who has a overly long beard.

Wow, look at all the photos, must be a chimten!

by rediarrr June 5, 2019