child of the 80's syndrome

Also known as fast food syndrome.

An overwhelming sense of urgency to complete something.

"All of my relationships are over before they've began. Is that so wrong? I just want to be in love Damn child of the 80's syndrome. I want it now!"

by Karsh February 29, 2004

Child Porn

you know damn well what child porn is...i bet your a creepy adult looking for loopholes to get horny off of creepy stories other creepy adults make. . .that's just...ew-, i am 99% sure your just looking for a quick way to get horny but if your that rare 1% who doesn't know what it actually is ill make it short its illegal and its porn made of underage youngies having sex

"FBI OPEN UP YOU ARE ACCUSED OF OWNING AND VIEWING CHILD PORN"

by KingofStuffedAnimals May 22, 2020

child-rearing

raising children. root word: REAR because it's a pain in the ass!

Pam majored in child-REARing, little did she know it would only be a pain in the ass.

by pamsweeney January 27, 2013

Child molester

A sick individual that preys on super young children by touching and or molesting too receive sexual pleasure Charlie W. Peshoff is one of these child molesters and Dana M Holshouser-Penrod, Shelby M Penrod, James R Penrod, Megan J Penrod, Dakota J Penrod all support this child molester which that makes them one as well. They should all rot in hell and will.

He’s a child molester but I love him because he gives me his paycheck and I can’t survive without someone else’s money I’d never make it on my own I don’t know how to work he loves me and my kids he sometimes feels a little too much on my daughter but I wouldn’t let it get to far he knows that as long as I’m getting money I’m happy and so are my kids.

by Shelby Marie Penrod/Faulkner August 12, 2019

Child support/ mother of child support

n. A system set up in North Carolina in which a father of a child pays money to the child support division and then goes to the mother of the child. The mother then uses the support money on herself such as steak houses and passion parties. A significant amount of these types have been found in western North Carolina particularly uneducated mothers that stopped working after the child was born. These mothers typically take advantage of the welfare system and have their families pay for their rent and bills, while the father pays child support which is non-reportable, the mother then demands more money or the father wont talk or see the child.

Courtney's father pays child support/ mother of child support knowing it does not get used for Courtney.

by Lord Vader1982 December 23, 2011

child slide

Another term for a pussy.. Ussualy used to describe a loose one pussy. To add bonus point when she has roast beef you can call a child slide that has the drapes. The slip and slide

Dude i hit that bitches child slide.

Man that bitch was so bad in bed cuz she had a child slide.
I mean it was so bad that she thing was like a slipand slide.

by THEBIGO August 7, 2006

Child Piledriver

When a man attempts to have vaginal sex with a woman as she is giving birth. The thrusting motion must be enough to combat the birthing process until climax is reached.

The unstoppable force met the immovable object.

Dude I was about to finish the child piledriver until the doctors pulled me off of her

by Kraitogyn December 10, 2012