cheese

A type of meat, as declared by Tommy in The Mighty Boosh.

Cheese is a type of meat,
Tasty yellow beef,
I milk it from my teat,
I try to be discrete.

by philnash December 11, 2008

Cheese

A word used to add a topic to a convosation without actually having to think. It can also start a convosation and end awkward silences.

You: So...
silence
You: Cheese!
Friend: Cheese?
You: Yea, cheese
Friend: Potaoes
You: Cheesy potatoes?
continued convo of randomness unless it develops

by Tqwee October 25, 2009

cheesing

Huffing concentrated male cat urine to get high

"Holy crap, Kenny is cheesing balls right now!"

by ast05002 March 26, 2008

cheesing

Getting high off of cat urine.

After the cat pissed in his face, he was totally cheesing and he ran around town naked.

by blahhhhhhhh ainsley March 26, 2008

to cheese

To cheese someone is to place cheese on this person's head or in this person's hair. Any kind of cheese can be used for cheesing, though there is a venerable tradition of using warm, partly melted swiss or provolone.

Fuckabout 1: Go on, you have to cheese him soon!

Fuckabout 2: .... OK. <puts cheese in man's hair>

Man from Kent: You are a FUCKING DISGRACE!

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Fuckabouts 1&2: Have you seen someone who could use this food? We cheesed some high-strung geezer earlier and now we're trying to do something good for someone to make up for it.

Woman: You what?

Fuckabouts 1&2: We put cheese in a man's hair.

Woman: Oh, you cheesed him. You are a couple of fuckabouts -- it's douchy to cheese someone. You've to set your karma right by helping the homeless.

by nb c lo August 14, 2009

Cheesed

To be arrested or detained.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

cheese

mmmmm, cheese ;-) Cheese is da bomb baby Who doesn't love cheese?

"Everything tastes better with cheese"
"The Chinese have no cheese"
"What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? -- Nacho cheese" 'cheesy' huh? HAHAHA

by PaintedButterfly December 28, 2005