This Charming Man

Punctured bicycle
On a hillside desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet?
When in this charming car
This charming man
Why pamper life's complexity
When the leather runs smooth
On the passenger's seat?
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear

This man said, "It's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care"
Ah, a jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said, "Return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said, "It's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care"
La, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man
Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man
Ah, a jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said, "Return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things

by Death Menace February 17, 2023

Deva and Prince Charming

There is such a big height difference when they stand next to each other, but when she on her knees she's perfect.

Omg have you seen Deva and Prince Charming together. I wonder what they did last night

by Cabbage123123 May 3, 2022

Chasing pavements

This term originates from Devon, England and was first coined in the late 1960's on the children's television programme "HOW". It refers to the dance performed by sparrows when they hop from paving slab to paving slab in search of seeds or other food.

Them sparrows be chasing pavements, them be !

by Mister Big Wise Owl February 8, 2009

chasing rabbits

the act of getting stoned, smoking weed, flying high etc

"dude i saw it while i was chasing rabbits"

by sarah bargenrose May 1, 2008

Chasing Cheese

When a man ipublicly has the urge to scratch his bell end but he cant take his cock out to do it, he chases cheese through his trousers fingering the end of his dick while he attempts to resolve the itch, dislodge smeg or maybe he is doing it becasue he enjoys it?

I worked in an office where the IT guy came in and daily fingered the end of his prick, through his piss stained trousers. Filthy git should have washed his cock everyday, then it wouldnt have been so itchy!

chasing cheese cock cheese piss prick bell end smeg piss stain piss stained

by Ruby cock sparrow November 22, 2009

Snake Charming

When a chick charms a guy's cock out of the fly of his boxers and sucks it (his cock is out and his balls are still inside his boxers)

Lisa is an expert at snake charming!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Chasing dragons

Chasing dragons is a term often used to say your smoking meth, getting on the gear.

“Yo bro I’m full gonna be chasing dragons tonight aye”

by Krystal_meth August 8, 2019