The premature termination of life that Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, and John F. Kennedy received as a "penalty for their crime" of merely being the current U.S. President.
My favorite "capitol punishment" joke is "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"
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Sasha: "I'm Bi, but I wish I was a lesbian."
Connie: "Oh, so then you're a Capital B Lesbian."
Sara: "I wish I was, but Gabi shot me in Episode 67"
Connie: "Oh, so then you're a Capital B Lesbian."
Sara: "I wish I was, but Gabi shot me in Episode 67"
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Get the capitaljazz mug.An economic system in which the industry and trade is controlled by private investors oppose to the goverment or society. Captialism in its purist form is known as free market capitalism. The primary objective essentially is to obtain profit. In a capitalist society, you have the right to commodities. Free market (supply and demand) is in controll of purchasers and marketers. This enables economic growth due to the fact that capitalism creates competition which incentives innovation and production.
It's completely environmentally beneficial because businesses know that if they exploit to much, their equity will deplete. Captialism leads to the dramitic decrease in poverty rates therefore benefiting all classes in humanity. As Miltion Friedman once said: "The great virtue of a free market system is that it does not care what color people are; it does not care what their religion is; it only cares whether they can produce something you want to buy. It is the most effective system we have discovered to enable people who hate one another to deal with one another and help one another". Capitalism shows that economic freedom and political freedom correlate. Lower taxes for more innovation which leads to economic growth since most wealth is produced by businesses and those businesses possess the right to obtain the profit they earn. Without Capitalism, the economy will plummet.
It's completely environmentally beneficial because businesses know that if they exploit to much, their equity will deplete. Captialism leads to the dramitic decrease in poverty rates therefore benefiting all classes in humanity. As Miltion Friedman once said: "The great virtue of a free market system is that it does not care what color people are; it does not care what their religion is; it only cares whether they can produce something you want to buy. It is the most effective system we have discovered to enable people who hate one another to deal with one another and help one another". Capitalism shows that economic freedom and political freedom correlate. Lower taxes for more innovation which leads to economic growth since most wealth is produced by businesses and those businesses possess the right to obtain the profit they earn. Without Capitalism, the economy will plummet.
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Get the Capitalism mug.CHDS does absolutely nothing to prepare you for real life. It is basically a prep school for Sidwell and is home to 50% Taylor Swift stans and 70% assholes. The school is a wannabe progressive that fucks up a little too often.
Students are pretty nice and they have an impressively small amount of bullying. Stay clear of taking French and you'll be fine. Beautiful campus but you got to wonder what the fuck they are doing with all that money.
Warning: You may meet famous people's asshat children who will threaten to arrest you.
Students are pretty nice and they have an impressively small amount of bullying. Stay clear of taking French and you'll be fine. Beautiful campus but you got to wonder what the fuck they are doing with all that money.
Warning: You may meet famous people's asshat children who will threaten to arrest you.
Typical conversation with a kid from Capitol Hill Day School:
CHDS kid 2: Dude, did you see the presidential debate last night?
St. Peter's kid: What about it?
CHDS kid 1: My mom was in it.
CHDS kid 2: My mom *was* the debate.
St. Peter's kid: WTF...
CHDS kid 2: Dude, did you see the presidential debate last night?
St. Peter's kid: What about it?
CHDS kid 1: My mom was in it.
CHDS kid 2: My mom *was* the debate.
St. Peter's kid: WTF...
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