Cork

The Greatest place on Earth. Located in the South-West of Ireland, it’s also known as:

Heaven
Elysium

Paradise

Jesus: God! There’s a pandemic going on! You should be helping them. Why the hell are you staying in Cork?

God: It’s because I’m working from home, son.

by GCC_Sham January 28, 2022

Flag

Get the Cork mug.

Cork sniffer

People who are apart of the New Aged Pipe Smokers.

Dang, you’re a cork sniffer?
Yeah. I love the new aged pipe smokers!

by Rileyh212 April 5, 2022

Flag

Get the Cork sniffer mug.

corking the bat

1. Popping a Cialis or Viagra before sex to get the competitive edge of a superhuman unconquerable shaft.

Friend 1- I heard you're gonna lay it down with that Sabina chick tonight, I heard she is insatiable...have you thought about corking the bat?
Friend 2- I don't know, isn't that cheating?
Friend 1- You think you and your dick are better than Barry Bonds?....you better cork that shit.

by Professor T. Bigglesworth November 17, 2020

Flag

Get the corking the bat mug.

cork

emphasis on the word dork

naw i dont use twitter that shyt is for dorks and corks

by brandonbovada November 18, 2020

Flag

Get the cork mug.

Red cork

A fake discriminatory word that is offensive to red heads with no reason to hate the,.
This saying is used to confuse people.
If someone says it, by accident, become offended or shush and tell them to never say it again out loud. (Kinda like the n word)

“Hey, would you help me remove this red cork for me??”
“You don’t know? Don’t say that.....”
“Say what?”
“Shhhh it’s a bad word just don’t say it”
“????”

by Aliwerm November 21, 2020

Flag