Cooked Patties

Describes an individual who is either crazed or black-out drunk.

"Yo check out that dumb hoe, she's cooked patties."

A buddy of mine from college came to visit my girlfriend and I. We went out to a club and got trashed. One of the few things I remember my buddy saying at the end of the night was, "Yo she's cooked patties bro". I turned around to see my girlfriend face-planted into the coffee table with vomit all over it.

cooked
white-girl wasted
ham-faced
black-out
fucked

by Y0l0s4patties November 25, 2013

Cocky

being Cocky when people are rude or lose their shit for no reason

Greg is being cocky because he’s cranky and tired

by Leah4528 December 18, 2017

chokyong

a stupid guy who likes a short girl

Look at that chokyong flirting with that shortie!

by someone you know choky!!! February 12, 2018

Cook burgers torture

When a guy or gal with an invention that gives you mind powers holds you over various deadly objects, such as fryers, stoves, and bottomless void trashcans.

Ugh! This guy wont stop doing Cook burgers torture to me! Just leave me alone!

by The Xer of the Phres March 28, 2021

Cook Sandwiches

Cook Sandwiches is the Classic version of the ROBLOX game Cook Burgers, and was developed by Sssqd.
In Cook Sandwiches you can, cook sandwiches with some pretty funny physics.

Player 1: why are we playing this artifact of a game?
Player 2: i don't know i got bored of cook burgers so i wanted to play the original, cook sandwiches
Player 1: ok seems legit

by ROBLOX!! April 11, 2022

gas-cooker

A woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money

She's a gas-cooker?..This confused Jonjo- what was Kindred doing living with a whore?
(William Boyd; Ordinary Thunderstorms )

by JohnJacobus October 19, 2011

Neon Cocky

An extreme otherworldly form of cockiness. Turn cockiness into the Hulk, then give it steroids.

"Did you hear Kanye's interview on MTV?"

"Yeah man, dude is like Neon Cocky"

by stripclubsanddollabills March 12, 2013