missed contact

not your ex, the infected one who got away from contact tracing authorities

Jane: Doctor Fox is positive with Covid-19. His whereabouts now is unknown.
Jill: So he's a missed contact out there, unquarantined and ready to infect anyone!

by timlight April 23, 2020

Self Control

Self Control

(Sell-f-cont-roll)

1. The ability to refrain from expressing yourself emotionally, physically, etc.

2. Something I do not have.

-------------Example 1.-------------

Person 1: "Today I prevented a murder"

Person 2: "Really! How?"

Person 1: "Self Control"

-------------Example 2.-------------

Jerk: *knocks over your card castle on purpose*

Your self-control: *Desperately trying to keep you from breaking their kneecaps*

Jerk: "You can just rebuild it, it probably didn't take long anyway"

Your self-control: *gone*

by Frostbyte112 January 8, 2021

Slop Content

Slop, Sludge, Brainrot, or Slop Content refers to shitty, low quality content (eg. Games, videos, clips) that is clearly made to hop and market off of new trends, and usually involves the mish-mashing of trends together. If it's video content, it's usually brainless and seems to be almost AI generated because of how fucking stupid it can be. Games classified as slop content are usually marketed towards little kids with highly saturated colors, microtransactions, and notable characters from other popular games.

timmy: "i LOVE consooming skibi toilet slop content on yt shorts"

by usedtosellrerock July 27, 2023

Donut Meating Contest

Two or more males make a bet on how many donuts they can place and hold (for a certain pre-determined amount of time) on their penises. Whoever is victorious must give the donuts a new glazing by cumming all over them. After the donuts are "glazed", the losers of the competition must eat the donuts that belonged to the winner. This contest is a test of length and endurance.

"Yo dude, last night I was able to win my first ever Donut Meating Contest"

by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 1, 2006

questionable content

the best web comic. ever. wonderfully done characters. great style. sweet ass humor. it really does kick the ass.

questionable content has been proven to cure cancer, and even more importantly, Elitist hipster assholery!!

by dead pirate December 28, 2005

on the contrary

The exact opposite of what someone would expect. Irony; see contrary

I thought the killing part of the movie would scare the children, but on the contrary, that was their favorite part.

by BocaBabie1234 August 13, 2009

controlla

Slang for "controller" influencing or having say in someone's actions.

Like Controlla, controlla. I control you

by Xavierhough May 14, 2016