ex colton
by mrthiccums July 20, 2022
Get the Coltonmug. Colton is the name of a superior child who doesnt get to celebrate his birthday with his friends because of the coronavirus and the fact that he had to move away. He is the kind of person who will do absolutely anything for a friend as long as it will end up with good intentions. This kid is kindest, most accepting person you will ever meet. He doesn't know how much everyone loves him but they do. He can do crazy flips and shit so don't ever chalange him to a trampoline contest. He is definitely a friend you will want to have by your side when you need a therapist. He is also super super young but that's fine because he will get to watch all of us die and go to our funerals lololol. So yup. That's a colton for you.
by 👁👃👁 July 11, 2020
Get the COLTONmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
Get the <1992>Colton Dunn Mortal Kombat Melissa Gallo Fumero<2003>mug. A cool kid that want to have fun and can act tough but real isn’t he does footballs ,pig, and radiates and is super smart and is very liked by all and can make a good boyfriend
You want a Colton
by anonymous October 07, 2020
Get the Coltonmug. a tired ass hoe that sucks mosquitoe tits all day. duck game low. talks trash til comes to fighting. only cooter he can get us his step moms which is why his dad moved out
colton has a massive cooter
by hannahgothoes November 29, 2019
Get the coltonmug. by GlyndwardColto September 06, 2021
Get the Edzol Coltonmug. Colton is the most beautiful, auh-mazzing boy with good intentions. Makes an awesome boyfriend, the sweetest guy on earth. Has the warmest heart. No one could ever stay mad at him. He's easy to love. The most adorable boy ever I love him with my life and nobody can ever stay mad at him.
by 🥓 December 10, 2019
Get the Coltonmug.