by Tabzie July 18, 2005
Get the bastard childmug. adjective; describes an adolescent boy whom has a unnerving interest in womans sanitary products.
Often: wearing a tampon
collecting a tampon
sniffing a used tampon
Often: wearing a tampon
collecting a tampon
sniffing a used tampon
by satanicbean April 14, 2009
Get the tampax childmug. When his/her behavior becomes that of common folk. Often used by commoners in common communities that like to clown around with the c alliteration .
eg.
Cool Clown Child
Clown Child Central
Common Clown Child
Clownish Clown Child
eg.
Cool Clown Child
Clown Child Central
Common Clown Child
Clownish Clown Child
Jurgen: Wow, Kevin is being such a clown child
Kurt: yeah i know, if he like that, this place is like clown child central
Kurt: yeah i know, if he like that, this place is like clown child central
by TravisMcDee August 7, 2009
Get the clown childmug. A sometimes elusive form of income that single mothers seek from their sperm partner. The amount paid out is usually determined by the sperm donor's income. If you are careless, and work a mediocre job, your paychecks will look terribly rediculous due to the obstraction of child support payments given to the mother through the welfare system. Child Support can rage from $50 a week per child if you are blue collar, up to $60,000 a month per child if you are an entertainer or a professional athlete.
However, lack of child support can easily land you in jail, and make your children's mother(s) very nasty and resentful.
However, lack of child support can easily land you in jail, and make your children's mother(s) very nasty and resentful.
Larry played professional basketball. His financial success gave him the instant Shaq Appeal. In a span of 12 months, he fathered 7 children by seven different women and had to pay $15,000 per month per child due to a judge's rulling.
Larry tore up his knee and lost his basketball career and endorsements. He now works at a car wash and takes home $87 dollars a week after taxes and child support payments.
Larry tore up his knee and lost his basketball career and endorsements. He now works at a car wash and takes home $87 dollars a week after taxes and child support payments.
by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004
Get the Child Supportmug. An act of doing bad touches to a minor involving with sexual favors with children as young as 3-9 years old usually older looking men prefer them because some cannot get laid with an adult female.
Child porn a person who enjoys seeing little children naked and has many sexual fantasy with the minor child porn.
~Sick bastard!
~Sick bastard!
by l337f4agg0t May 18, 2010
Get the Child pornmug. GET THE NEW CHILD REPELLENT!!!!!! THE PROTOTYPE IS DESIGNED AFTER PREVIOUS ATTEMPTS TO FUCK YOUR MOM. THE NEW 10MN IS PERFECT!!! WITH ONE PULL OF THE TRIGGER CHILDREN ARE BOUND TO BE GONE, NO MORE NEED FOR ABORTION
by Zebulon720 September 26, 2023
Get the Child repellentmug. teacher: i have told you to sit down 3 times now
aussie child 1: no thats 4 times Miss
teacher: stop playing with that table
aussie child 1:but miss its too high
aussie child2: no you're to high
aussie child 1: no thats 4 times Miss
teacher: stop playing with that table
aussie child 1:but miss its too high
aussie child2: no you're to high
by ersdisanta May 28, 2015
Get the Aussie childmug.