thomson burner

1. Grab Erected Dick
2. Stick Sharp nailed middle finger down urethra hole
3. Stick as far as possible until the dick explodes from the finger blocking the cum from escaping
4. The dick will next split in two one side will go left and next goes right
5. Then the severed dick will emit steam like a Bunsen burner

6. Then proceed to call it a Thomson Burner at the victims eyes till they die from too much satisfaction
7. Then Freestyle That shit

Prepare dat dick it about to be demolished with the Thomson Burner!

by 🅾️🅾️fTimus 🅿️rℹ️me September 29, 2017

Corn Burner

The opposite of a rice burner, but referring to an American car instead. A corn burner is defined as domestic car (or truck) that has been given unnecessary cosmetic "mods" to "enhance" performance. Examples of this may include: 1) lift kits that still have stock tires 2) fake hood scoops 3) decorative side vents 4) aftermarket cop horns 5) plastic bed extenders.

Jack: what the hell is up with that Ford F-150 over there? Why does it have a useless hood scoop if it doesn't have an intercooler?

Ryan: That would be what we would call a corn burner.

by Supernova24 May 31, 2015

burner stroller

A child stroller that costs under $30, that is usually foldable like an umbrella. This type of stroller can be left behind in public places by the owner and subject to being damaged, lost or stolen without guilt.

Parent 1: Should we bring the stroller on the plane to visit your parents?

Parent 2: No honey, bring the burner stroller so our $500 Greco doesn't get damaged or jacked when we check the stroller.

by AndyEb August 29, 2016

credit burner

Some1 who forces you waste your phone credit by being as unhelpful as possible

They just text back and didn't answer my question, i've gotta text them again now, (credit burner)

"What? Just answer my question ya credit burner"

by keito July 12, 2007

butthole burner

Intense burning sensation you feel in your butthole after one shot of whiskey, usually is rectified after one to two more shots.

Man my first shot of whiskey was a real butthole burner.

by WhiskeyDrinker28951 March 11, 2018

Ballpark Burner

When you slather hot spicy stadium mustard on someone's forehead and they proceed to rub it on your taint, ass and balls.

"After the game the mascot gave me a ballpark burner in the dugout"

by TheBarnacleBoys March 25, 2017

Pasta Burner

A somewhat derogatory term used to describe Ducati motorcycles, and all other motorcycles produced in Italy. It is a term based off of "Rice Burners", or what Japanese bikes were referred to as in the 1980's by riders of American motorcycles, particularly Harley Davidson bikes.

I was thinking about buying a pasta burner, but I can't afford the $3000 set of matching leathers.

by trickytophat September 19, 2014