by sarkaztic November 25, 2014
Get the Clam burgermug. A delicious burger. No need to put salt or cheese, because the semen is so good it substitutes for both. Once you eat a Cum Burger you will never want to eat food again. Just semen.
"Hey, (friend) ever eat a Cum Burger?"
Friend: "Yea, I ate one last night. Instead of using sauce, I used sepsis mixed with Cum and shit to make bootyhole potions. My Cum Burger tasted so good, I am going on a 100% Cum only diet!"
Friend: "Yea, I ate one last night. Instead of using sauce, I used sepsis mixed with Cum and shit to make bootyhole potions. My Cum Burger tasted so good, I am going on a 100% Cum only diet!"
by fortniteburgerexe April 28, 2022
Get the Cum Burgermug. 
Last night I took this chick to my place, went to go down on her and noticed she had a flabby burger. If i wanted that shit I'd go to Mickey D's!!
by one dong November 12, 2011
Get the Flabby Burgermug. A terrible special burger cooked by a special burger. It usually involves burning the burger by cooking it in tin foil with buffalo sauce.
by Thicccboy June 26, 2019
Get the Mike Burgermug. Occurs when a woman experiences Vaginal Flatulence post-coitus. The expenditure of air causes the deposited semen to bubble and make a sound akin to that of the last remnants of water in the bath tub being drained.
Though uncommon, it has been reported that semenal projectiles can be discharged from the Vagina accompanying flatulence, this is considered to be of no physical harm to the depositee, but can be aesthetically displeasing as it is considered unseemly by most practitioners.
Although not considered to be a mainstream sexual practice, 'gurgling' (as it is known by aficionados) is experiencing somewhat of a renaissance in certain European aristocratic circles of late.
Though uncommon, it has been reported that semenal projectiles can be discharged from the Vagina accompanying flatulence, this is considered to be of no physical harm to the depositee, but can be aesthetically displeasing as it is considered unseemly by most practitioners.
Although not considered to be a mainstream sexual practice, 'gurgling' (as it is known by aficionados) is experiencing somewhat of a renaissance in certain European aristocratic circles of late.
Rob: Man, you should have seen what happened to me last night.
Doogie: What?
Rob: This chick queefed after i'd finished slogging her out and she blew a gurgle burger all over me.
Doogie: Lovely.
Doogie: What?
Rob: This chick queefed after i'd finished slogging her out and she blew a gurgle burger all over me.
Doogie: Lovely.
by Blood-Rod23 September 3, 2014
Get the gurgle burgermug. by Uglyonesexy July 9, 2015
Get the Burger neckmug.