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think of someone sexy. Do you have an image in your mind yet? now multiply that sexiness by 10000000. This man loves pussy, music, and himself with a passion. There is nothing to stop him from writing songs about emo girls. When he wants to impress a chick, he calls his friend James at 9:30 at night to scream for him. NOTHING will stop him from tapping that sweet lil ole ass. Him and his 7.5 inch dick will come and get YOU. He is out for ass and he will get it. With a beautiful voice to accompany his millimeter defeater. This man loves punk, metal and most of all his own good looks. Seriously a ken doll in the flesh. Fun fact: He has no pubic hair whatsoever. To anyone reading this hit him up. He will find that ass and get busy.
Yo Benjamin tyrus-Robert Lovelace just fucked me and my girl while singing beach boy by mccaferty
by Metal_Poser6969 February 1, 2023
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Benjamin Trick

$20 is $20
He tried to get me to do a Benjamin Trick but $20 is $20
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Holy Benjamins

1 - an exclamation

2 - Money saved or not saved for Christmas presents.
Guy 1 - HOLY FUCKING BENJAMINS!!!

Guy 2 - What's up dog? You aight?

Guy 1 - Aww shit G, my holy benjamins is gonna be weak as shit this year.

Guy 2 - So what you gonna do?

Guy 1 - Sheeeeet, I don't know. Maybe I could hit up the collections plate at church.

Guy 2 - (suspicious look),............. (smile) In God we trust nigga
by IRON SAVAGE December 5, 2011
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Kelvin Benjamin

a very competitive sexy beast known for their athleticism

a wide receiver on the carolina panthers (#13)
That player is a good example of kelvin benjamin

a very agile player
by DabislifeC1N October 17, 2016
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Ephrem Benjamin

Ephrem Benjamin is the coolest kid on the block. Women who see this cute baby get instantly fertile and start lactating and other babies want to be his friend at first sight.

Due to the fact that this kid is going to be trained in the art of the Dibbs by the master of Dibbs, he himself will become the ultimate master of Dibbs, Dibbs!
The joy this kid is going to bring his parents is beyond measure.
Kid: "Look at this baby, he is soo cool, must be an Ephrem Benjamin"

Random Woman: "Oh look at this cute....Damn..now I need to change my shirt."

Glenn:" Great, still no baby born that has a smaller penis then me!"
by Glenns Noman December 7, 2017
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British Benjamin

If you are a british Benjamin you probably say BOI a lot and try to see if people lie to you
by Cumberdoodel May 5, 2020
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fresh benjamin

by the 69 kid January 12, 2022
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