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Schoolyard Bullshit

A much more superior term to emphasize bullshit. Only to be used when the bullshit perceived is higher than a normal call for the use of the word "bullshit." Can also be abbreviated, "Schoolyard," to invoke the emphasis on just exactly how ridiculous or out of line a certain situation is.
ex. 1 - Person is ditched for a steamy date. "Man that is some Schoolyard Bullshit!"

ex. 2 - Person playing Call of Duty is killed with a noobtube.
"Fuck!!! That is some Schoolyard!"

ex. 3 - Professor of general studies course gives you way more homework than any of your courses that actually pertain to your major.

Students Response - "This is some Schoolyard Bullshit!"
by Ghostbustersfreak March 25, 2010
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bullshit writing

When you take an exam or big essay test, and broaden your vocabulary to make you essay longer. It doesn't make sense, you just wanna sound smart.
Bullshit writing:

In conclusion, therefore, I conclude, that it is utterly unfortunate that photosynthesis.
by Supersonik August 24, 2017
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residual bullshit

the problems/issues that are left over from a terminated relationship or friendship that are left open-ended or continue to disrupt your life in some way that keeps you tied to an individual who you wish to sever ties with.

Basically, leftover drama that continues to bug you.
Brian still tries to talk to me about his residual bullshit with Helen. He needs to man up and accept the fact everything was his fault.

Finding out a friend said a bunch of stuff behind your back after you two were not cool anymore.

Dealing with the affects of decisions made by you and an ex together that mess up the rotation of your life after the relationship ended.
by Joree August 21, 2008
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petty bullshit

when someone blows some bullshit way out of proportion.
trey always has a petty bullshit attitude towards his bestie madi
by montanaBUH July 10, 2016
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Intellectual Bullshit

A rational, logical, and often theoretical explanation for a complex topic/situation that does not provide emotional comfort.
"You're Death, we should accept you right? Well here's the thing it's all a bunch of intellectual bullshit. Cuz she's (his dead daughter) not here holding my fucking hand." Will Smith: Collateral Beauty
by Sir. KĀG October 13, 2021
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bullshit gene

A gene that gives a person the incredibly bothersome characteristic of "bull shitting" everything that he/she says. It is typically found in men, particularly farmers, lawyers, police officers, politicians, P.E. teachers, NASA, and people who watch NASCAR and WWE. It is a condition also commonly found in pharmacists, especially when they are attempting to explain to you why it has taken 13 years to put 3 blue pills in a plastic bottle.

It is ALWAYS found in hipsters as they are usually trying to be, for lack of a better term, hip.

This condition seems to be a vicious cycle, because when a bullshitter is proven wrong,which happens frequently, that person will often make up an excuse to show how he or she got it confused with something else in a usually futile attempt to prove that he or she "actually knew" what he or she was talking about.

As far as science knows, bullshitter's gene syndrome is incurable and will plague the patience of many good people for the foreseeable future.
Mel Gibson has the bullshit gene. He is always babbling on about things he knows nothing about and is frequently proven wrong. And when this happens, he will bullshit another reason as to why he got the answer wrong.
by dontcallmeredscarfranks February 5, 2012
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bullshit ratio

The amount of effort needed to disprove bullshit. A high bullshit ratio means that you need a large amount of time to disprove the bullshit. A low bullshit ratio means that only a small amount of time is needed.

The main principal is that "The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it".

See also: Gish Gallop
I was going to argue with that guy, but it hit me his arguments have a high bullshit ratio. Ain't nobody got time for that shit, man.
by alexandria_ February 23, 2018
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