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Brooklyn

A hoe who dates everyone and a really bad friend
Brooklyn is a wanna be cool kid
by Joe9367 September 15, 2016
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Brooklyn Pendulum

When someone is passed out and you swing your dick back and forth across the tip of their nose.
Jimmy gave mike a Brooklyn Pendulum at Setty's bachelor party.
by the bkbomber December 23, 2009
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Brooklyn Pepperoni

A sad sack of shit Pepperoni from Domino's pizzeria, both literally and metaphorically. First iterated in the streets of Brooklyn it's when a rat becomes encamped in a homeless man's sock looking for foot cheese and is consumed whole in the skin of the sock resulting in an encased turd that's then log-split and distributed on Domino's "specialty" pizza.
Man, gross. There appears to be a whole rope of Brooklyn Pepperoni serpentine about the sidewalk of which where I am walking here.
by ithinkimst0ned September 19, 2022
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Brooklyn foxhole

An abandoned car that may provide shelter from bullets during a gunfight or shooting.
When the Magicians and the Knowers took out their zip guns we jumped into a Brooklyn foxhole, an abandoned '41 Chevy in this case.
by North Central Johnny June 17, 2009
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Brooklyn Herp

A much more virulent variant of garden-variety herpes originating from Brooklyn, the most populated of New York City's five boroughs. As young, hip, horny twenty-somethings continue to move into progressively smaller and crappier area apartments, they have sex with each other and unwittingly transmit a cocktail of previous STIs and diseases acquired from their living conditions. Bars, clubs, concert halls, parks, and other large meeting places are high-risk areas. Although the Brooklyn Herp originated in the neighborhood of Williamsburg, the outlying areas of Greenpoint, Bushwick, and Clinton Hill are increasingly at risk of an outbreak. Local health officials often explain this growing problem away as bedbugs.
Dude, don't go to Union Pool if you're trying to hook up tonight. Anyone you meet there is probably going to have the Brooklyn Herp.
by useyourtanuki September 20, 2010
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Brooklyn Bidet

When your girl is taking a shit but you gotta piss, so you lift her legs and piss on her ass so she doesn't have to wipe.
"Since we only have one bathroom Jen and I have to do the Brooklyn bidet sometimes"
by PaPaChyli March 23, 2022
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bad as brooklyn

1: When high hopes are crushed by an unpredictable or disappointing events.
Example: Our vacation started off "bad as brooklyn" when the plane was delayed 12 hours.

2: T.V or movie series that (re)makes movies or seasons that run too long and get ridiculous.

Examples: Dexter, Shrek, Transformers, Every Bruce Willis series.

This phrase ultimately refers to a popular T.V show that took a turn for the worse after the third season. The comedy series based out of a Brooklyn Police Precinct quickly became the butt of this joke/phase when the fourth season was released in 2016/17.
Example:
1) "Dumb and Dumber To" is truly "bad as brooklyn" in so many ways.

2) The football game got "bad as brooklyn" in the second half when the snow started.
by CharlesB23 June 3, 2017
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