Penny Penny Breadbags

A strange eyed mutant that rides a penny farthing, whilst eating sandwhichs out of breadbags.

If you call it's name you must hide otherwise the mutant will go insane with rage!

Xmen Mutant level 5

Timmy: hey, penny penny breadbags!

Penny penny breadbags: whattt!?!?!

Timmy's head has be decapitated

by The derek johnson June 8, 2009

sad as bread

Being upset and sad to the state where you're compared to bread. Bread is soft and when you're sad as bread you're being soft

Robby was sad as bread after finding out her Bestfriend fucked her dad

by bbandobad January 10, 2017

braap

Term created by dirtbike riders, and motocrorss riders. Often said when everyone would go riding...when riding bicycles, lifting something up, pushing carts...even walking or running. The term grew on and moved to snowmobilers too. BRAAP comes from the noise the two stroke engine produces. Quad riders can use the saying too.

When Jim and Mike were walking down the sidewalk, Jim said "BRAAP!" then sped up and walked faster, pretending he was a dirtbike, or on a dirtbike.

by Some rider April 28, 2006

bread boffing

When a man masturbates into a loaf of bread (unsliced) then has sex with his wheat-intolerant girlfriend/partner in the sick hope that this will make her extremely ill. Also known as loaf pumping.

Bread boffing can be found in Frank Zappa's "Broken Hearts are for Arseholes" track, from the album Sheik Yerbouti. The line is "Sir Richard Pump-a-loaf, the demented bread boffer..."

by Julien Holden July 19, 2006

Colonial Bread

Money. Bread is another word for money, and colonial bread is referring to the people on the money.

Young Jeezy: Slices stacked up, I got colonial bread.

by baudday April 27, 2009

Anal Bread

When you hunger and you require sustance so you accquire the anal bread. To stick the bread up someones ass and then eat it.

Male: Yo im hungry
Female: Get the anal bread

by Anal Bread Connoisseur March 23, 2019

Lets Get This Bread

Basically when you wake up and you want to hustle you say “lets get this bread” a shorter way to say it is “lgtb”

Good morning y’all lets get this bread 😤

by I created this word first M.B October 27, 2018