bong letter

A standard rejection form letter from a company.

Chris used the phrase "bong letter" but neither my coworker or I believe him, so we looked it up on google and eventually found what he was talking about. It's some sort of rejection letter.

by ajna April 3, 2007

bong mouth

the brown and disgusting resin ring left around ones mouth after smoking a gargantuous bong haul.

Bob:"hey Dan, did you see Mac's bong mouth before he made out with that broad?
I wonder how that tasted...

by jimmay2007 October 18, 2007

bong shits

The feeling/anticipation of hooting a lovely pipe. This results in an uncontrolable urge for a dump. So called ''bong shits''

''yum a lovely cap''
''allow i need the bong shits''
*puts down bong*
''looooooooong''

by Bradley_M March 3, 2008

Ghetto Bong

A cheap version of a glass bong that works great.
Usually consisting of cut up plastic bottles, electric tape, pens and sockets or aluminum foil.

Dude try my ghetto bong it hits great but leaks

I named my ghetto bong PooR

by Harrisonnnnnnn August 5, 2009

gravity bong

The only way to get fuckin baked. None of you posers even smoke dope.A real grav is made from a 3 liter, with a metal socket in the top for the bowl head. There is an art to pulling up one of these beauty's and takes practice to pull up a nice chalker. If you pull it to slow or let air in it(pull it up out of the water and 'gurgle' it) it'll taste stale as shit. The best thing about gravs is scraping the grams of resin from the inside after a couple z's have been cashed in it. If you get shit tooth from a hit,(resin on your teeth from suckin in the smoke) then thats a good hit.

GET BAKED.

Im broke man."Let's scrape the gravity bong dood!". Right we will get blisted.

by Lafurnace December 25, 2008

Kitty bong

A form of special meditation.

You roll up weed and put it into your whispering eye. You then light it and let it simmer. It lets you understand your inner self.

"You need to find your inner self, go kitty bong," said Clarice.

by Babylipslover May 1, 2014

Dropped The Bong

Similar to dropped the ball. Dropping the bong occurs when you fail to do something you were in charge of doing because you were high.

Did you turn in the rent check today?' "Oops, I dropped the bong on that one!

by Stoner's Wife September 25, 2010