naked blonde

A girl with big tits, blonde hair, sexy legs, huge pussy, and the hottest face ever.

I saw a naked blonde...then I was having sex with her. This is because she was so fucking hot that my penis flew into her pussy then she started giving me head :).

by 13inchdickthatgetsmesofuckinghornyitgetsmehumpingeveryblondeisee!! July 1, 2006

Blond Ingrate

That one idiot who uses the cheese grater the wrong way.

Incorrectly using the cheese grater.

"Stop being such a blond ingrate and turn the fucking cheese grater around."

by TheabsoluteShit February 15, 2015

dishwater blonde

A 1950's term that now would be considered a "dirty blonde"

Betty is a homemaker dishwater blonde.

by Ashley April 20, 2005

Blonde Cat

An attractive and hunky blonde man, or a sexy and sultry blonde woman.

Person A: He’s an adult film and a fine blonde cat.
Person B: What’s his name?

by Sochubilanki August 15, 2023

Undercover Blonde

Female with any other hair color that has a blonde moment.

She is acting like an Undercover Blonde.

by Anonymous654765432 December 23, 2010

Blonde Nigger

A girl that is white, but tries to be black.

Guy 1: Yo you seen that girl vicky on dr.phil?
Guy 2: Yea she is a blonde nigger.

by Sparkles_45 January 23, 2019

Virtual Blonde

A person who behaves as a blonde regardless of hair color.

Just listen to that gaggle over by the mall food court. I don't care what their hair color looks like, they're all virtual blondes.

by Virslinda July 26, 2012