naked blonde

A girl with big tits, blonde hair, sexy legs, huge pussy, and the hottest face ever.

I saw a naked blonde...then I was having sex with her. This is because she was so fucking hot that my penis flew into her pussy then she started giving me head :).

by 13inchdickthatgetsmesofuckinghornyitgetsmehumpingeveryblondeisee!! July 1, 2006

Blond Ingrate

That one idiot who uses the cheese grater the wrong way.

Incorrectly using the cheese grater.

"Stop being such a blond ingrate and turn the fucking cheese grater around."

by TheabsoluteShit February 15, 2015

dishwater blonde

A 1950's term that now would be considered a "dirty blonde"

Betty is a homemaker dishwater blonde.

by Ashley April 20, 2005

Blond Jesus

Someone with great a luxurous hair and everyone calls him blond jesus.

Wow he like a blond jesus!

by Oliver_garden) April 21, 2022

thick blonde

A woman who has a thick ass and probably boobs as well

Daaaamn dude, you see that thick blonde over there?

by alwallace January 26, 2018

Shadow blonde

What you would call a naturally dark haired individual (typically girls with black hair) that are as clumsy, ditzy, and easily dumb founded like a stereotypical dumb blonde.

I asked her a simple question and she looked at me like a deer in head lights! She can be such a shadow blonde sometimes.

by ElizabethDrowning BloodRunner May 20, 2014

Undercover Blonde

Female with any other hair color that has a blonde moment.

She is acting like an Undercover Blonde.

by Anonymous654765432 December 23, 2010