Blanket texts

Texts sent from many people that are hidden. People write these opinions while in their blanket and safe in their own homes.

Her comment was such a blanket text.
The blanket texts was spread around widely.

by HELLOJENNYYYYYY June 22, 2018

fluff the blanket

having sex doggy-style off the side of the bed. Where the girl is leaning over the bed. After the guy finishes he grabs girl by waist and throws her up onto the bed, thus fluffing the blanket (as if she was the blanket). He then promptly leaves.

Dude: "I met some girl at the club last night and she invited me back to her place and I asked her if I could fluff the blanket. She agreed but apparently didn't know what it meant because she was not happy when I threw her on the bed."

by trisomy October 05, 2010

breathing blanket

A living breathing human being one shares a bed with; often a lover, who provides warmth in bed with hugs and cuddles, even in the absence of an actual blanket or duvet.

Agie: I had a cold sleepless night, Robert didn't come home.
Kate: oh, I'm so sorry, no breathing blanket to keep you warm...

by Njoff February 06, 2014

sploosh blanket

Another term for a condom.

Hey man, did you see that nasty sploosh blanket in Dave's car? He should throw that shit away.

by kraken32 April 19, 2010

Known Blanket

Someone who is known as a loser or odd person.

Lmao that person is so annoying, totally a known blanket.

by Ocamper211 March 17, 2021

Pig in a Blanket

When a man wraps his penis in a womans fat roll's.

1) Man, did you see the size of that chubby girl?! I'd really love to make some pig in a blankets with her!
2) Man I'd love to pig in a blanket that!

by Dick Face McQueen May 26, 2012

piggies in a blanket

coating your partner's toes in a "blanket" of cum.

I admired her piggies in a blanket after emptying my balls.

by DMind July 10, 2012