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piggies in a blanket

coating your partner's toes in a "blanket" of cum.
I admired her piggies in a blanket after emptying my balls.
by DMind July 12, 2012
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Smallpox blanketing

When a white person gives off a false compliment to a person of color in order to gain trust/affection or something back.
Blake: You're so pretty
Lisa: Stop smallpox blanketing me! I know you just want head.
by smallpoxblanketvictim October 7, 2018
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Blanket niffler

When a woman you’re sleeping next to, usually a red head, steals all the blankets and pillows and hides them across the bed. This is a subconscious move. Easily identified by red hair, and beautiful eyes.
Bro, that chick from last night was a total blanket niffler, I woke up freezing cold, she took every blanket in the house.
by LB Sweet November 4, 2019
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Blanket texts

Texts sent from many people that are hidden. People write these opinions while in their blanket and safe in their own homes.
Her comment was such a blanket text.
The blanket texts was spread around widely.
by HELLOJENNYYYYYY June 22, 2018
mugGet the Blanket textsmug.

Known Blanket

Someone who is known as a loser or odd person.
Lmao that person is so annoying, totally a known blanket.
by Ocamper211 March 17, 2021
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fluff the blanket

having sex doggy-style off the side of the bed. Where the girl is leaning over the bed. After the guy finishes he grabs girl by waist and throws her up onto the bed, thus fluffing the blanket (as if she was the blanket). He then promptly leaves.
Dude: "I met some girl at the club last night and she invited me back to her place and I asked her if I could fluff the blanket. She agreed but apparently didn't know what it meant because she was not happy when I threw her on the bed."
by trisomy October 5, 2010
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breathing blanket

A living breathing human being one shares a bed with; often a lover, who provides warmth in bed with hugs and cuddles, even in the absence of an actual blanket or duvet.
Agie: I had a cold sleepless night, Robert didn't come home.
Kate: oh, I'm so sorry, no breathing blanket to keep you warm...
by Njoff February 5, 2014
mugGet the breathing blanketmug.

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