Benjamin Swegle

A swegle is a dangerous and rare sexual position involving a carrot shaving cream and a spanish speaking midget whore, when done correctly and to full orgasm it is known as the "benjamin swegle"

"oh my god, did she just get the benjamin swegle? thats illegal in this county..and i was going to eat that carrot!"

by precisionpcx January 1, 2012

Benjamin H

the most beautiful boy you will ever see in your whole life. every moment with them is so amazing and feels so real. their presence just makes you happier and you could never ask for someone better. they have dark brown hair, tall, slim with handsome features like their nose with its little bump, their beautiful soft eyes that hold so much love when looking at you, their beautiful smile that has this powerful chain reaction to it. it just makes you want to smile as well. this kind-hearted beautiful demeanour. you become attracted to them the moment you see them and you can just tell they are one of a kind, truly. they're the type of attractive where you just can’t help but stare in awe and feel your tummy fill with butterflies. you feel so safe and loved in your arms and you want to protect them always. they’re like a rare jewel :) aside from all that, they’re funny, they match your energy and don’t make you feel like you’re too weird or too boring. they simply love you for however you are. genuinely would not rather be in love with anyone else no matter what.

Benjamin H is the most bestest boyfriend ever even though sometimes I want to strangle him :D

by kayblon:) November 24, 2021

Benjamin The B

has too much porn in his google search history.

Benjamin The B watches too much porn

by uwumaster#37 February 9, 2019

Benjamin Williamson

An absolute lad who is madman when he’s at bingo with georges nan with his supreme arm bands on and is a minge mincer

Lewis is an absolute Benjamin Williamson

by Benj_williamson May 28, 2018

Benjamin Surplice

Benjamin surplice is a name derived from the small and desolate yet culturally-rich country of "zimbabwe" this is where he was born and raised by champion fortniter "Barrack Obama". he passed his skills on to ben as a child and went on to die a terrible death due to "AIDS" a terrifying disease transmitted by Dwayne johnson. With the crushing sadness of his fathers death, ben moved to Australia to attend the school AB shiterson. This is where he discovered his intense love and yearning for "MEN" after years of giving sloppy toppy and clapping cheeks he was eventually 200 pumped by "AIDS". like his father, he dies from the sickness. five years later a man named "jesus" got his reboot card and rezed him, bringing him back to life. If you have ever met Benjamin Surplice, then we both know he gave you a BJ

P1- sup g, hey bro, has your pp been feeling extra, uh.... Itchy latley???
P2- no? not really, why?
P1- im kinda worried man, what if it's something... bad?
P2- have you talked to benjamin surplice recently???
P1- yeah... yeah i did do that.
P2- *puts his hand on shoulder*
P1- he... he got you too, didn't he?
P2- *nods head*
P1- *goes in for the kiss*
P2- *rips his balls off*
P1- yessirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by Barrack obamama August 2, 2022

Benjamin Brockman

The most amazing person you will ever meet. One of the most brilliant minds in the world and has a micro peen. Even though he has this the girls love him yet he always gets rejected. He also is amazing at sports and has broke the record for the largest boner.

“When I see Benjamin Brockman I want to hit him in the face.”

by Johnny Deltha January 9, 2019

Benjamin E

Neuzeit
Planung der Übernahme der süditalienischen Mafia.
Flüchten von Bolivien aufgrund von 16 Sexual-Straftaten gesucht, jedoch wird vermutet, dass es sich um 17 handelt, da er sich in einen Drogenrausch anscheinend selbst misshandelt hat.
Stürmung auf den G7-Gipfel mit zwei Macheten, verletzte dabei 15 Passanten.
Herrschaft über ganz Südamerika, bis auf Bolivien, welche sich wehrten ihren Staat Benjamin E zu überlassen.

Totschlag aufgrund eines Wutanfalls wegen eines Wasserhahns an seiner Gastfamilie und einen Großteil der Londoner Bevölkerung mit einen Schuss.
Handel von über 200 Kilogramm Crack mit Minderjährigen.
Exekution der gesamten Besatzung des Buckingham Palaces inklusive Queen mit zwei Kalaschnikow-Schüssen, obwohl der erste verfehlte.
Verspeisen vom ersten außerirdischen Leben, welches sich in der Erdatmosphäre befand.
Ausrottung von über 150 Spezien, überwiegend im Amazonas Regenwald, inklusive der grünen Blattlaus.
Totschlag bei einem “Drive By” mit Besen.

Benjamin E assaults

by Franz1010 September 23, 2021