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Bearded Giver

When a guy is deepthroating another guy who has a crazy bush around his nuts and it makes it look like the guy giving the BJ has a beard.
You know my cousin Ryan G? Yeah, well yesterday when I went to his house and we were playing XBOX 360, he wanted to tell me something personal. He told me that he was a "Bearded Giver," and I immediately threw down the controller and left.
by Moose Dick Ham Slap April 23, 2009
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beard burn

(noun): a patch of red skin left after one's facial hair rubs against the skin of another. it usually leaves one feeling itchy for a few hours to a day. extrememy uncomfortable. is usually a result of making out.
Dude: "Yo girl, why you twitchin' n scratchin' that red jank on your neck?"

Girl: "I like totally went to first base with Moola last night and got some hxc beard burn!"
by allisonisreal January 11, 2010
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Shavo beard

adj. The greatest goatee ever to grace God's green earth, created and worn by a Mr. Shavo Odadijan, the bassist for System of a Down. This term is used to describe either a person who wears this beard or the beard itself.
Look at that guys awesome Shavo Beard! - one System of a Down fan to another

Dude, that guy is one insane Shavo Beard. -
one badass to another
by #1 System Fan March 7, 2009
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anal beard

When you bend over, it looks like a yeti is trying to climb out of you arse crack.
by TommiGunn March 16, 2004
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Majestic beard

Beard growth showing impressive beauty and impressing all the people around it.
It's so impressive you just want to touch it and yes it will bring you luck.
Hey dude, can I touch your majestic beard I need the luck??
by Braam October 9, 2014
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Beard-nod

The gesture a bearded man gives to another bearded fellow as a greeting, farewell or salute.

To give a proper beard-nod a man must:
1. Raise his hand right hand to his beard/chin
2. Stroke his chin with his index finger and thumb while giving a nod in the direction of the other bearded man
3. remain SILENT!!!!
"Did you say 'goodbye' to Matthew?" asked Tanner
"There was no need! I gave him a beard-nod instead!" replied Paul.

OR!

"Did you see that!?!" questioned Tanner.
"Oh Yes! That was a beard-nod! It's i how two bearded men say 'hello'!" answered Dayne.
by NESPax November 27, 2011
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santa beards

The act of two males masturbating feverishly and ejaculating all over each others ball sacks. The resulting cream covered hairy sacks is known as "santa beards".
guy 1 "Oh man I was so drunk last night what happened?"
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."
by Mikhailo Meersmachov December 26, 2010
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