epic shrinkage

The act of having your wang shrunken to the size of a single testicle while playing water polo in two speedos.

After the three consecutive games in the championship, jonnyboy experienced epic shrinkage so great that he was too embarrassed to even get out of the pool.

by zee ubernator April 21, 2009

elvis is epic

Jake and reeves Elvis talent show video that will never get old.

Man Elvis is epic no matter how old they get.

by Elvis_definer June 22, 2022

epic letdown

Losing your fantasy football game on Monday Night to a player who has a career day.

Chelsey had an Epic Letdown when Stephan Diggs scored three touchdowns on Monday Night Football

by greenpriviledge December 29, 2020

backflip epic

A word when you don’t know what to say

Guy1: yo dude how’s it going!

Guy2: … backflip epic

by Toastermerp May 27, 2023

Epic Save

ADJ~ A term defining the change from a situation being considered an Epic Fail suddenly becoming and Epic Win.

Dude did you see that Epic Save with that kid on the skateboard. It was F-ing sick!

by Greyn February 05, 2010

epic bao

equal to or greater than an epic fail

EPIC BAO

by derpityhurrr February 01, 2011

epic wail

The combination of an epic win and an epic fail. It's so epic, it could go either way.

Guy; That author that came to our school! He's rich, but he seems weird.

Girl; Talk about an epic wail.

by Geoffrey_the_Giraffe September 22, 2009