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Battle Chodes

A videogame that never took off due to being determined unsuitable for children. Originally developed and conceptualized by two enterprising young niglets from Frederick MD by the name of Dan and Max.

The general synopsis of Battle Chodes consisted of three Chodes named after Sexually Transmitted Diseases engaging in intergalactic urban warfare with a variety of enemies.

Signature moves included Ejaculating on enemies, Cock Smack to the face, and Shrinking in colder environments to evade detection.

The project was eventually scrapped due to ESRB regulations and development resumed under Rare as a new title dubbed "Battle Toads"

Rare bought the rights to develop what remained of the game, changed the name to Battle Toads and made the heros into loveable teenage frogs named after skin conditions, Rash, Zitz, and Pimple.
Man, Battle Toads totally ripped off Battle Chodes...that's some bullshit.
by ConsensualRapist August 2, 2011
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battle of san jacinto

Battle of San Jacinto- a series of drinks taken in succession consisting of a Bear Fight (Irish Car Bomb and a Jager Bomb), shot of Jack Daniels, shot of Tequila, and then chased by chugging a 16 oz. Lonestar tallboy. Named battle of San Jacinto because Davey Crocket fought Bears (Bear fight), was from Tennessee (Jack Daniels), fought at the Alamo which was defeated by the Mexican Army (Tequila), followed by the Battle of San Jacinto where Texas won (Lonestar tallboy)
I started the party off by doing a Battle of San Jacinto
by SanJackAttack May 8, 2014
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mom battle

When two people repeatedly say "your mom." to one another until one goes and gets their 9 to shoot the other one.
whitey #1: ur gay.
whitey #2: ur moms gay.
whitey #1: im going to get my 9.. i will be right back!
whitey #2: (yells) ur moms going to get her 9?
by Cait n Abs December 10, 2003
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Battle of Ontario

When the NHL's Toronto Maple Leafs and their arch-rivals, the Ottawa Senators, play each other. Intense during regular season but even more so during the playoffs. Every Battle of Ontario in the post-season has been won by the Maple Leafs(4-2 in 2000, 4-0 in 2001, 4-3 in 2002, 4-3 in 2004).
The Battle of Ontario will be decided tonight during game 7 at the Air Canada Center.
by stan21 May 5, 2006
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battleball

Some game on habbo where you bounce around like a little fucktard and try and get as many squares locked in.
Free on Habbo AU. (www.habbo.com.au) for a limited time.
Dvc: "I pwn at battleball!"
Rios: "I'm b3tt3r @ it."
by kim rules. April 4, 2008
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Battle Creek Blowjob

When one gives a blowjob while simultaneously inserting a percussion mallet into the anus.
"I thought I was getting a normal blowjob, but she got pretty kinky when she started giving me a Battle Creek Blowjob! That BITCH-ASS!!!!"
by Myke Dyker February 12, 2009
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battle shots

battle shots: a game where two people incorporate alcohol with the battle ship board. often times people make their own battle shots board from cardboard and use mixed drinks in shot glasses.
man, i got really f*cked up from battle shots last night. it reminds me of my childhood when i used to play battle ship.
by pookielewis21 November 22, 2010
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