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Barnyard Blast

when a woman is giving a man head, we all know that she gets warning before we blow a load. in this case you dont give so much of verbal warning, but a kick of the leg and make the sound of a barn animal (mine was a horse). As she looks to see what is going on, shoot her in the face.
when i made it up, i was on my futon laying down. i always told it was coming but decided it was time for change. so i brayed like a horse and kicked my leg. she looked up and said "what the..." and splat, i shot her face. the BARNYARD BLAST was born
by comedian314 May 27, 2009
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Barry Zito Money

To preform jobs and tasks extremely poor and still get rewarded with large quantities of money. These tasks are often extremely easy and are often uncompleted, and no matter what you can never lose your job.
I don't have to do anything at my job, it's Barry Zito money.
by LivingTribunal November 22, 2010
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Alex Bartels

A depressed skeleton ass mf cracker who loves fucking our girlfriend's best friend.
Who the hell hooked up with Viresh's ex? Must have been Alex Bartels.
by kingfisherjoey2 April 28, 2022
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Jerry Garry Barry Larry

A weirdo that no one actually likes once you get to know him. He seems sweet but don't let that fool you. He's pretty weird and doesn't do much. ( Referenced from NBC's "Parks and Recreation")
Ugh. Stop being such a Jerry Garry Barry Larry.
by I C E D Tea January 8, 2019
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Barry Manilow

A great singer that many people diss, but those people are fucking communist fasict hippies. See asshole
Asshole: I fucking hate Barry Manilow
Sensible Person: Bitch! (pulls out dual Glocks and shoots asshole in the face)
by Barryfan 117 July 22, 2010
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barny

Chiefly Australian slang. A fight or disagreement. Often denotes physical conflict.
First holiday with the Missus and had only one barny (albeit a drunken one).
by rustyspring April 1, 2007
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Barry Bonds

A punk ass who plays for the San Fransico Giants. He is considered one of the greatest home run hitters. It is all bull because the guy is on freaking steroids. This guy is a disgrace to baseball and everyone hates him.
Barry Bonds is a "cracka" on steroids.
by torchia May 13, 2005
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