Chew the bark off the Fat log

a male asking a female to nibble and suck on there penis.

chew the bark off the fat log

by l3ogroll October 17, 2009

bark like a dog. Your below me moron

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)

"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"

by anonymous April 23, 2023

Park & Bark

The act of girls whom sit in the walmart parking lot after 9:00 pm and smoke meth, Getting reluctantly high towards the commerce of a capitalistic intension.

"The girls were out all night at the walmart"
"Oh the 'ol "park & bark"

by x.iX September 19, 2022

Wouldn't answer a dog's bark

A Yorkshire colloquialism used to describe someone who habitually ignores problems or complaints.

"That Beatrice up t'road comes past 'ere every day in clapped oot motor, reet banging and wheezing and making a chuffin' racket, but will she tak it t'shop and get it fixed? Will she owt, wouldn't answer a dog's bark, that one"

by Sleekit December 15, 2023

Barking

When someone says something in a foreign language and no one understands, can be used when talking to friends. Normally said with an Asian accent

"dude, what are you barking"

by SaintSuckIt December 7, 2015

Canyon Bark

When a person goes without wiping for a prolonged period, causing the excrement to harden in their buttcrack. When in humid climates, it can get musty and then be called “Swamp Bark”. Can be used as decoration or garnish.

Brad: Hey Terry, you wanna come to Ariel’ s party tomorrow? Sasha’s gonna be there!
Terry: I can’t bro, I got some canyon bark brewin’ right now. It’s almost ripe!

by Elan Throbber March 16, 2025

Load Barking

The sound you hear while watching your neighbor enjoy time outside with their children and dog as jealousy builds up inside you.

Her life is so great and my life sucks. Why doesn't her dog stop that load barking?

by Exertus January 31, 2021