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Chew the bark off the Fat log

a male asking a female to nibble and suck on there penis.
by l3ogroll October 17, 2009
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bark like a dog. Your below me moron

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)
"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"
by anonymous April 23, 2023
mugGet the bark like a dog. Your below me moronmug.

Chewing bark

The act of chewing the bark of a tree during sex. Typically in the doggy style position.
I was banging this chick against a tree last night. I hit it so hard, I had her chewing bark.
by Bully_101 April 19, 2018
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bark stripper

Giving a blowjob with your teeth bared, scraping along the shaft of the penis.
Jenny would be a great gf, if only she wasn't such a bark stripper.
by timd1988 April 8, 2016
mugGet the bark strippermug.

Spongy bark

When you have a shit not quite solid, but not quite liquid
God, I just did a spongy bark
by spongy-bark December 7, 2022
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Barking Bero

Joke nickname that refers to the popular game *Dragon Ball: Sparking! ZERO*. It was coined by the streamer President Rose in the summer of 2024.
"alright lets check out this new barking bero trailer man" - President Rose
by soraxvx September 6, 2024
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bark

A handful of gentlemenly dressed queer people
"Yoo look at them! They look so dope who are they???"
"That's an obvious bark"
mugGet the barkmug.

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