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Bumper locking

A secret FBI tactic they use against terrorist, mass shooters, and spies. They apply agressive and intimating tactics that make you wanna knock their teeth out. Similar to gangstalking. "The FBI retaliation program".
If the FBI bumper locking me I'ma knock out there teeth on the spot.
by TI Satan November 24, 2022
mugGet the Bumper lockingmug.

bumper hunting

Using a vehicle to hunt animals along the road.
Last weekend we went bumper hunting and came back with 2 deer and a rabbit.
by ThatsGottaHurt August 31, 2016
mugGet the bumper huntingmug.

Cut your rear bumper off

Implying you would like to cut off a man’s pants and motorboat a man’s bunghole
Come here good looking, let me cut your rear bumper off!
by PodiumFinish January 2, 2025
mugGet the Cut your rear bumper offmug.

Bumper car clusterfuck

A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.
She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.
by gogeauxf June 10, 2021
mugGet the Bumper car clusterfuckmug.

on yo bumper

word describe as being on someone's ass, if someone says they’re “on yo bumper,” they’re essentially letting you know they’re coming after you.
Stop running lil hoe, I'm on yo bumper nigga!
by Somaya August 1, 2024
mugGet the on yo bumpermug.

Bare Bumper

Chevy Owner: Dude, spice up your Tesla with a Mars bumper sticker
Tesla Owner: Nah man, I like to have a bare bumper. Besides, I already have a "certified clean idle" sticker on it
by Licensed_Nerd December 16, 2019
mugGet the Bare Bumpermug.

jizz bumper

the act where a guy ejaculates on a females rearend
dude i totally gave this girl the ole’ jizz bumper
by the hammer gammer May 21, 2022
mugGet the jizz bumpermug.

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