Smallpox blanketing

When a white person gives off a false compliment to a person of color in order to gain trust/affection or something back.

Blake: You're so pretty
Lisa: Stop smallpox blanketing me! I know you just want head.

by smallpoxblanketvictim October 7, 2018

Pig in a Blanket

When a man wraps his penis in a womans fat roll's.

1) Man, did you see the size of that chubby girl?! I'd really love to make some pig in a blankets with her!
2) Man I'd love to pig in a blanket that!

by Dick Face McQueen November 5, 2012

breathing blanket

A living breathing human being one shares a bed with; often a lover, who provides warmth in bed with hugs and cuddles, even in the absence of an actual blanket or duvet.

Agie: I had a cold sleepless night, Robert didn't come home.
Kate: oh, I'm so sorry, no breathing blanket to keep you warm...

by Njoff February 5, 2014

fluff the blanket

having sex doggy-style off the side of the bed. Where the girl is leaning over the bed. After the guy finishes he grabs girl by waist and throws her up onto the bed, thus fluffing the blanket (as if she was the blanket). He then promptly leaves.

Dude: "I met some girl at the club last night and she invited me back to her place and I asked her if I could fluff the blanket. She agreed but apparently didn't know what it meant because she was not happy when I threw her on the bed."

by trisomy October 5, 2010

Russian Blanket

The act of drinking alcohol (usually Vodka, preferably from Russia, but may be beer or other liquors) in order to give you the warm feeling associated with beginning to drink alcohol.

Hey man, can you give me some vodka? I'm freezing and need a Russian Blanket

by Vladimir_Putin December 31, 2012

Known Blanket

Someone who is known as a loser or odd person.

Lmao that person is so annoying, totally a known blanket.

by Ocamper211 March 17, 2021

sploosh blanket

Another term for a condom.

Hey man, did you see that nasty sploosh blanket in Dave's car? He should throw that shit away.

by kraken32 April 19, 2010