Spunk Biscuit

A game usually played in the armed forces. A group of males sit around in a circle and masturbate, to see who ejaculates last. The last one to ejaculate has to eat the biscuit, complete with salty topping.

Anyone for a game of Spunk Biscuit... Naah Fuck that I had a wank before I came out you'll kick my arse... Besides I've already had lunch.

by Smokey McPot April 10, 2005

Air Biscuit

A fart not loud enough to hear but thick enough to chew.

Much worse than the dreaded SBD, an Air Biscuit will follow you, get in your clothes or even linger in the seat cushions. The taste you get from walking into one is like eating smelly cheese while breathing propane. They are not gender or genetic specific. A dog can wreak havoc as well as any human.

by Creepnjeep September 8, 2009

heavenly biscuit

A heavenly biscuit occurs when a man copulates with a pregnant woman ("bun in the oven") that has a yeast infection. The intercourse involves so much yeast that a chunky "halo" is revealed, circling the outermost point of penetration on the man's penis.

Jeff was really excited that this pregnant chick was DTF, but he sorely disappointed after he realized he was a victim of the heavenly biscuit.

by Frank Lesniak August 5, 2012

biscuit bones

A medical condition where the subject is highly prone to injury in even the lightest of physical activities. This is probably due to having bones that are brittle like biscuits; hence the term.

Person 1 : How did Rick dislocate his shoulder?
Person 2: He did it whilst sleeping; he's got proper biscuit bones.

by fernofry September 20, 2016

boo biscuit

boyfriend or girlfriend, as in someone's boo

i hear you have a new boo biscuit!
yes, i'm dating someone.

by mswordsmith November 30, 2010

Drop a Biscuit

To take a dump. (to poop)

I'll be right back, I have to go drop a biscuit.

by FlyingBrass November 9, 2013

Flavor biscuits

A synonym of tastebuds.

Please use accordingly.😉

That cake was delicious. It really tickled my flavor biscuits.

That lemon really watered my flavor biscuits.

I’m parched, my flavor biscuits have dried up!

by SimplySammi September 4, 2019