a sad deplorable excuse for a human being that spends his free time doing the lamest
shit that nobody understands. he spends his time chatting up
random dudes that he meets and loses interest after a few days. afflicted with a severe case of commitment issues. will break up with you after getting bored of you. obsessed with politics and talks about nothing but politics. a condescending piece of
shit who is a self-declared tea snob.
"hey ben, do you want to come watch a movie with us?"
ben: "
sorry, i'm talking to this dude i have a 'thing' with and afterwards i'm going to my weird ass meeting for future political
science majors"
"dude get a
fucking life"